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F Locked adj. You are drunk and have reassigned every button, including the one intended to summon a taxi. Tenly got F Locked and spent five minutes making the phone display less useful. F clamped adj. Too drunk to release anything, particularly a conversation already secured beyond reasonable necessity. Dub got F clamped and held the bar stool as though joining timber. F cleffed adj. Sufficiently drunk to place every low note below the conversation and every conversation below it. Vedanth became F cleffed and sang bass notes beneath the landlord's closing announcement. F distributioned adj. Having drunk enough to compare two unrelated quantities, then test their significance at length. Devanya got F distributioned and analysed the ratio of crisps to drinkers. F flatted adj. Drunk to a degree that every note settles one semitone below where the morning expects it. Leighlah woke F flatted, humming beneath the kettle's note and missing the actual key entirely. F in the chatted (/ˌɛf‿ɪn ðə ˈt͡ʃætd/) adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and treating condolences as a suitable contribution to every conversation. Mirah got F in the chatted and offered sympathy when the jukebox changed songs. F instrumented adj. You have drunk enough to produce a concert F whenever the notation, occasion or audience suggests otherwise. Takhi became F instrumented and supplied a concert F beneath the dinner conversation. F majored adj. You are drunk and arranging the evening around F, G, A, B-flat, C, D and E. Aleyse got F majored and assigned every pub noise a place in the key. F minored adj. Drunk beyond cheerfulness, conducting the domestic aftermath in a subdued key and several flattened moods. Keating was F minored and placed the glass of water beside the sofa without ceremony. F minused adj. Of a drinker who has failed beyond failure, and is now being graded chiefly for persistence. Marvina was F minused, attempting the same coat-buttoning exercise without improvement. F sharped adj. Drunk by closing time, and still a semitone sharper than the morning can comfortably accommodate. Bassil was F sharped over breakfast, answering the doorbell in a piercing but accurate tone. F worded adj. The state of being drunk and unable to pass a single obstacle without the same emphatic word. Joray was F worded by the doorstep, repeating the expression whenever the key missed. F'd adj. Still drunk, and academically incapable of converting the evening into a passing result. Dyonna remained F'd, marking each cocktail as evidence against future assessment. F-137'd adj. Drunk and moving through the evening as though each stair required a fresh school report. Tasheia went F-137'd on the staircase, pausing between steps for an assessment of her progress. F-35'd adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved supersonic confidence, vertical disorientation and questionable target selection. Khirsten went F-35'd and attempted a rapid departure through the staff-only door. F-bombed adj. Having drunk enough to make the shortest available exclamation carry the full weight of the staircase. Chyrstal was F-bombed and addressed the bottom step with concise scientific force.