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FFO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that funds from operations have become funds from cushions, pockets and the kitchen drawer. Liyah was FFO'd and reported funds from operations after recovering coins from beneath the sofa. FFP'd adj. Having drunk enough to require fresh frozen plasma in theory, though water remains the immediate proposal. Toufic woke FFP'd, pale beneath the duvet and declining the offer of toast. FFQ'd adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an impressive finish despite increasingly irregular alignment. Arshpreet remained FFQ'd, polished at the collar and incapable of locating the sleeves. FFQA'd adj. Too drunk to assess the finish, but still prepared to issue a detailed assessment of it. Mattys got FFQA'd and reviewed the table's edges while leaning against the table. FFR'd adj. Slowed by drink to breathe through a filtering facepiece while treating the queue for the lavatory as hazardous. Mikayel went FFR'd and approached the pub lavatory queue as though entering a contaminated zone. FFS'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a facial procedure from a reasonable next course of action. Yesina got FFS'd and recommended cosmetic surgery to the woman serving crisps. FFT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to break every conversation into smaller, rapidly calculated components for the benefit of unwilling listeners. Sidy became FFT'd and reduced Jamyrion's story to several shorter versions before interrupting again. FFU syndromed adj. Drunk and distributing the evening's coordination unevenly among three unreliable limbs. Alayn went FFU syndromed, requiring Joeline to supervise the glass, coat and route home. FFV'd adj. Reduced by drink to claiming ancestral authority over a table you only just occupied. Jalante was FFV'd and declared the corner seat part of a long-standing family arrangement. FG syndromed adj. Softened by drink into delayed decisions, restless confidence, and a face committed to the plan. Avareigh was FG syndromed, enthusiastically changing tables without managing to leave either one. FG'd adj. Having drunk more than three pints, and now attempting a direct shot at the front door. Antarious went FG'd after the final round and kicked straight past the doorman. FGA'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where balance is treated as an optional treatment for the nervous system. Evie-jayne was FGA'd, standing beside the stairs while her legs pursued separate therapeutic strategies. FGC'd adj. You are drunk and reducing the evening to three initials, one coat and a taxi destination. Sevy was FGC'd and communicated the entire journey home in initials. FGCC'd adj. You are drunk and stratified by the morning after, solid at the base and increasingly unreliable above. Latitia woke FGCC'd, steady enough below but visibly less substantial near the head. FGF'd adj. You have drunk enough to stimulate growth in every movement, until a simple step becomes an expanding process. Druecilla got FGF'd and enlarged the distance between herself and the bottom stair. FGFR'd adj. You are drunk and responding to every movement signal several seconds after it was issued. Jackie was FGFR'd and turned towards the stairs only after reaching the kitchen.