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fun runned adj. Reduced by drink to travelling in brief, determined bursts, each ending somewhere unexpected. Navleen went fun runned between the bar and the cloakroom, missing both on successive attempts. fun sponged adj. Softened by drink into a person who absorbs every mishap without noticing its inconvenience. Mykiah was fun sponged and apologised to the banister for leaning on it.
fun-dayed adj. Drunk and proceeding as though the afternoon contained a timetable of modest entertainments. Guiliana was fun-dayed and applauded the raffle with unusual patience. fun-lovered adj. Sharpened by drink into an enthusiast who finds every wobble a promising new activity. funalenoned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose joints appear to have misplaced their usual agreements. Aurora-rae became funalenoned and negotiated each knee separately on the stairs. funambulationed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross any narrow surface as though balance were a negotiable principle. Timnesha went funambulationed along the kerb, refusing the broad pavement beside it. funambulatored adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a tightrope walker who has just noticed the rope moving. funambulismed adj. Drunk and treating every passage between tables as a feat requiring concentration and applause. Dewy funambulismed between the tables, treating the narrow passage as a theatrical tightrope. funambulisted (/fjuːˈnæmbjʊlɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the straight line between two objects has become an athletic challenge. Adesha was funambulisted, taking the diagonal route to the lavatory by way of three chairs. funambuloed adj. Drunk enough to regard the bannister as a performance apparatus rather than a safety feature. funambulused adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary walking, but still committed to a narrow and unnecessary route. funanaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, with the voice proceeding in a brisk, accordion-like rise and fall. Damitrius was funanaed, explaining the stairwell in phrases that expanded and contracted unpredictably. funazushied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves speech and movement patiently fermenting beyond their useful freshness. Wilisha became funazushied, pausing between words as though each required several years' preparation. funbaged adj. Drunk, with the result that the front of the body is treated as a pair of convenient cushions. funboarded adj. Drunk to the extent of moving with a broad, forgiving stance and little interest in sharp turns. Dawes was funboarded, taking the staircase sideways to preserve a workable centre of gravity.
funboardered adj. Drunk on the strength of a balance that works tolerably well only while moving in wide, gentle arcs.