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function valued adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a definite answer to every question, including where the missing coat has gone. function worded adj. Drunk on the strength of small connecting words, joining every round, coat and taxi into one long sentence. Rennard got function worded and linked last orders to the bus timetable without pausing. function-evaluation routined adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning the same conclusion whenever asked whether you are ready to leave. Fontella became function-evaluation routined and answered every departure question with the same result. functionabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still apparently capable of functioning until asked to find the door. functional MR imaginged adj. Still drunk, and revealing the full internal activity caused by the prospect of last orders. Dameyune looked functional MR imaginged when the barman announced the final round. functional analysised adj. Too drunk to make a simple journey without decomposing it into infinitely many smaller departures. functional beveraged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a health drink as a reasonable continuation of the evening's rounds. Carma became functional beveraged and ordered an electrolyte drink as though it were medicinally decisive. functional constituencied adj. Having drunk more than one professional group can reasonably account for, and canvassing each for directions home. Digory became functional constituencied and sought separate travel advice from the bartender and solicitor. functional dependencied adj. You have drunk enough to make getting home depend precisely on one person still possessing the keys. Jacare got functional dependencied and followed Shylei because she alone knew where the keys were. functional disordered adj. You are drunk and outwardly composed, though the journey home has ceased to follow any detectable process. Otisha looked functional disordered after last orders, standing calmly beside the wrong taxi. functional drinked adj. Drunk enough to treat any beverage as medicinal, provided it is presently within reach. Espyn became functional drinked and prescribed lager for an ailment nobody had mentioned. functional equivalenced adj. Drunk beyond recognising that two quite different explanations will serve equally well. functional fooded adj. Drunk in a way that assigns disease-preventing properties to whatever is nearest. Inus grew functional fooded and praised the bar snacks as preventative medicine. functional genomicsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every change in expression is treated as evidence of purpose. functional graphed adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversational point leads to precisely one further point. Tarin was functional graphed, with each answer directing him towards another unrelated anecdote. functional grouped adj. Drunk to the extent of sorting everyone by one visible trait, then explaining the consequences. Yoana got functional grouped and classified the guests according to sleeve length.