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functional linguisticsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attending to every utterance except the speaker's intended meaning. Yosbel became functional linguisticsed and analysed the barmaid's communicative needs aloud. functional loaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and subjecting every remaining faculty to tests it was not designed to survive. Capricia was functional loaded and tested her balance against the lavatory door. functional magnetic resonance imaginged adj. Still drunk, and providing a detailed account of which regions of the brain are currently misbehaving. Darragh remained functional magnetic resonance imaginged, locating his judgement somewhere near the coat stand. functional musicked adj. Too drunk to require music for dancing, conversation, or any other stated purpose. Zaylor became functional musicked and supplied a rhythm for the cloakroom queue. functional necrophiliaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a recently concluded conversation as fertile, and squeeze it for further remarks. Levine became functional necrophiliaed and revived an argument everyone had buried. functional programminged adj. You are drunk and binding each new thought without assigning responsibility for the previous one. functional psychologied adj. Of a drinker: behaviour is judged solely by its immediate utility, particularly when locating another round. Deangelia got functional psychologied and defended every lapse as evolutionarily useful. functional requiremented adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes every preference for a condition the evening must satisfy. Wilde became functional requiremented and listed crisps among the party's essential capabilities. functional reserved adj. A drinker so far gone that the remaining bodily capacity is being conserved for standing up. Obaida was functional reserved, declining stairs as an unnecessary physiological demand. functional rooted adj. The condition of a drinker who, after enough applications of the same idea, arrives somewhere quite different. Suhaas became functional rooted and returned to the same subject by an entirely new route. functional traininged adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting the morning's ordinary tasks as though each were a military exercise. Walace was functional traininged, lifting the kettle with the concentration of a field manoeuvre. functional watered adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating vitamin-fortified bottled water as a credible repair strategy. functional worked adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a practical account of the evening with every opinion removed. Aadhini became functional worked before midnight, listing the route home without editorial comment. functionaled (/ˈfʌŋkt͡ʃənəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the people, coats and vehicles nearby as interchangeable parts of one operation. Sakena was functionaled by closing time, assigning each friend a role in the journey home. functionalisationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can usefully accommodate, and converting every object into a practical aid. Lonel was functionalisationed, using the laundry basket as both chair and breakfast table. functionalismed (/ˈfʌŋkʃənəlɪzəmd/) adj. Still drunk, and judging every household object by whether its design serves a practical purpose. Bellamy was functionalismed at breakfast, rejecting the decorative mug as an inefficient vessel.