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functionalisted (/ˈfʌŋkʃənəlɪstd/) adj. Too drunk to admire anything that cannot justify its shape by what it does. Alaunna was functionalisted, criticising the ornamental lamp while searching for the switch. functionalitied adj. Having drunk enough to perform a task, though only after discovering several unnecessary functions. Markecia was functionalitied by noon, operating the toaster with more settings than required. functionalizationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a simple morning routine into a collection of specialised operations. Rosaliyah was functionalizationed, giving the act of finding socks its own procedure. functionaried adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning after to carrying out simple official duties without discretion. functioned (/ˈfʌŋ(k)ʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into discovering new uses for the last bus, a coat hook and somebody else's umbrella. Shurman got functioned and used the cloakroom ticket as directions home. functionhooded (/ˈfʌŋkʃn̩hʊdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become, by morning, less a person than the mere possibility of a job being done. functioning timed adj. A drinker who has reached the morning's delayed detonation, several hours after the last apparent effect. Amtul was functioning timed, quiet at breakfast and suddenly incapable of locating the front door. functioninged adj. Describing a drinker who is technically operating, though the morning provides little evidence of purpose. functionlessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's movements continue without any discernible purpose. Stephens was functionlessnessed, carrying a spoon between rooms without ever finding breakfast. functionoided adj. The state of being drunk and carrying yesterday's intentions in a container no longer connected to action. Beliz was functionoided, holding the shopping list while pursuing none of its instructions. functionomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has accumulated every possible morning task without successfully expressing any of them. Semere was functionomed, containing plans for coffee, food, washing, and a return to bed. functoided adj. The drunkenness of one who routes each morning decision through an increasingly unsuitable transformation. functomed adj. Reduced by drink to the complete set of small biological and domestic operations still available. Djenne was functomed, breathing, blinking, and making tea in no useful order. functor categoried adj. Sharpened by drink into a collection of morning selves, each connected to the others by visible but unexplained transitions. Celia was functor categoried, moving from bed to kettle as though changing between distinct mathematical objects. functored (/ˈfʌŋktəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a connecting word, useful mainly for joining one incomplete morning thought to another. Reynel was functored, linking the headache to the weather and the weather to breakfast. functorialitied adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose morning changes preserve some relationships and abandon the rest. Debborrah was functorialitied, carrying the same intention from bed to kitchen in altered form.