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fund housed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a financial institution reviewing one modest decision at a time. Carmaletta was fund housed, taking twenty minutes to decide whether another half was prudent. fund managered adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself custodian of everyone's investments, despite no longer finding your wallet. fund-raisered adj. Having drunk more than the household can support, and soliciting contributions for a taxi home. fund-raisinged adj. Drunk beyond collecting donations, and now requesting small change from the cushions for a restorative sandwich. Brantley became fund-raisinged and appealed to everyone in the sofa for toast money. fundabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to declare every scheme fundable, including the purchase of a ceremonial traffic cone. fundaed adj. Having drunk more than the basics, and now presenting every minor preference as a governing principle. Deyshaun went fundaed and explained the fundamentals of queueing to three people already waiting. fundaged adj. You are drunk and treating loose change as a strategic reserve. Chrsitine was fundaged, dividing the coins on the table into short- and long-term spending. fundamental analysised adj. A drinker who has assessed the pub's management, finances and competitive position before ordering crisps. Narek got fundamental analysised and questioned whether the bar's margins justified another round. fundamental constanted adj. A drinker so far gone that one private certainty has become a fixed quantity of the universe. Osman became fundamental constanted and measured every decision against his unalterable opinion of the jukebox. fundamental forced adj. The state of being drunk and attributing every collision to an elementary force beyond your control. fundamental frequencied adj. The condition of a drinker who has found one low note and regards it as a complete conversation. Berty became fundamental frequencied and answered every question with the same solemn hum. fundamental grouped adj. The drunkenness of one who has classified every loop of the evening, then joined them in the wrong order. Nefertiti got fundamental grouped and retraced the same route between bar and lavatory as a proof. fundamental interactioned adj. Reduced by drink to identifying every accidental touch as a significant exchange between particles. Shaquayla became fundamental interactioned and assigned importance to each brush of a sleeve. fundamental niched adj. Softened by drink into believing the pub provides precisely the conditions required for your survival and reproduction. fundamental paintinged adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every spill, smear and brushstroke as deliberate physical composition. Bird became fundamental paintinged and praised the beer ring as an unusually direct study of texture. fundamental particled adj. Loosened by drink into behaving as though the self had separated into several independently confident components. Samyia got fundamental particled and sent each half of the plan to a different taxi.