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funded (/ˈfʌndd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to spend the morning's remaining resources as though replenishment were guaranteed. fundered (/ˈfʌndɚd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who finances the household's recovery in biscuits, water and unnecessary kitchen equipment. Inderjit, fundered, ordered three kettles before locating the one already on the worktop. fundholdered adj. The drunkenness of one who manages the household budget personally, then purchases recovery from the nearest takeaway. Anastasi was fundholdered and allocated the remaining household budget to chips and mineral water. fundholdinged adj. Reduced by drink to holding a fund of loose change, receipts and one carefully guarded glass of water. Hamir became fundholdinged and counted the coins beside the sofa as though they were a pension. fundied adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic fundamentalist, with firm views on kettles, cushions and the proper use of coasters. Honey-lou grew fundied and delivered a sermon on crumbs beneath the sofa. fundilooned adj. Loosened by drink into someone who treats the sofa cushions as a private constitutional arrangement. funding liquidity risked adj. Slowed by drink to the point where payment for the takeaway cannot reach the kitchen in time. Jescenia became funding liquidity risked and searched the sofa for a card while the chips cooled. fundinged (/ˈfʌndɪŋd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to fund every domestic remedy proposed before breakfast. Shamariona got fundinged and paid for a new toaster to cure an entirely unrelated headache. fundlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to discover an absolute absence of funds at the kitchen table. Kouhei was fundlessnessed and searched every coat pocket beside the fruit bowl. fundoplastied adj. Drunk and wrapped around the lower end of the sofa, closing firmly against further movement. Dwright was fundoplastied around the sofa arm and accepted water through the gap. fundoplicationed adj. Drunk to the point where the upper stomach has effectively been stitched to the lower sofa, preventing departure. Kemran became fundoplicationed and remained attached to the sofa through two offers of fresh water. fundoscoped adj. Drunk on the strength of examining the interior of every glass, cup and suspicious kitchen container. Iselin got fundoscoped and inspected the water glass as though it contained a difficult diagnosis. fundoscopied adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting an ophthalmoscopic examination of the kitchen light. fundoshied adj. Drunk enough to use a length of cotton as formal evening wear while making tea. Darija, fundoshied, entered the kitchen wrapped in laundry and requested the good teapot. fundraisered (/ˈfʌnd.ɹeɪ.zəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of organising a money-raising event, but still collecting contributions towards breakfast. fundraising bombed adj. Drunk, with the result that a sudden household appeal produces money, snacks and no clear beneficiary. Elyvia became fundraising bombed and shook the sofa for contributions to an emergency omelette.