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facefuled adj. The drunkenness of one who has filled the face with beer, chips and whatever was nearest. Ela went facefuled after the mixed grill and required a strategic pause by the bar. faceguarded adj. Reduced by drink to wearing the protective posture of someone expecting opinions from all sides. Machaela became faceguarded when the regulars began discussing her choice of cider.
faceholed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the mouth as a convenient aperture for crisps and commentary. Kindrick went faceholed and attempted to answer questions while eating a pickled egg. facehoofed adj. Sharpened by drink into repeated gestures of disbelief involving the nearest available hand. Fame became facehoofed when the quizmaster awarded the point to the wrong team. faceismed adj. Loosened by drink into judging strangers chiefly by whether their faces seem trustworthy. Aeliana got faceismed and rejected a perfectly decent landlord on cheekbone grounds. facekinied adj. Emboldened by drink to cover the face almost entirely and call it sensible pub attire. Tennelle went facekinied with a scarf after declaring the smoking shelter dangerously bright. faceless bureaucrated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an anonymous official who has misplaced the relevant form. Xenna became faceless bureaucrated and referred every request for crisps to another department. faceless manned adj. Drunk and quietly directing the pub's affairs from behind the optics. Danene went faceless manned and rearranged the seating without consulting anyone present. facelessnessed adj. Drunk to the point where conversation continues, but the person conducting it has disappeared. Raela became facelessnessed halfway through the raffle and answered only to the number seven. faceleted adj. Drunk enough to assign each visible patch of colour a separate place in the argument. Antwonn got faceleted and explained the pub carpet as a solved cube. facelicked adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that licking someone's face is not a greeting. Kyda went facelicked and welcomed the terrier before acknowledging its owner. facelifted (/ˈfeɪsˌlɪftd/) adj. Describing a drinker who appears newly renewed until asked to find the way home. Quanshae looked facelifted after the second round, though the taxi application defeated her. facelinided adj. A drinker who drifts sinuously from table to table, leaving a damp impression and no clear purpose. Alyssia-rose went facelinided beneath the buffet and emerged beside the crisps. facelocked adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation has clamped itself over the face and breathing is now administrative. Roydon became facelocked against the sofa cushion while attempting a toast. facemailed adj. The state of being drunk and communicating face to face, chiefly to someone already standing beside you. Ghadah got facemailed and delivered three urgent messages to the person sharing her table.
facemakinged adj. The condition of a drinker who produces elaborate expressions, chiefly to demonstrate that the olives are offensive. Ahliana became facemakinged after tasting the garnish and addressed it with solemn disgust.
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