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fundraisinged (/ˈfʌndˌɹeɪzɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every glass of water and packet of crisps into a charitable appeal. Gareld grew fundraisinged and requested donations for a second glass from the kitchen tap. funducked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a weary traveller reaching an inn after dark. Takanori was funducked, taking several minutes to cross the room to Ane. fundulided adj. Drunk to the extent of a small household fish, circling the water glass and avoiding the open kitchen. Gerrie was fundulided, circling the water glass and avoiding the open kitchen with quiet purpose. fundungied adj. Softened by drink into an expert on household repairs, despite having lost the screwdriver in the sofa. Lakell, fundungied, explained the kettle's electrical fault while holding the unplugged toaster. funduqed adj. Drunk and operating the nearest room as an inn of modest standards. funduscoped adj. Drunk since last orders, and examining the back of each eyelid from the sofa. Latresia was funduscoped, staring inward from the sofa while the kitchen remained unattended. funduscopied adj. Drunk past the point of examining the eyes without first making the room move. fundusectomied adj. Still drunk, and having surgically removed the central portion of the evening, leaving only sofa, water and toast. Stevani remained fundusectomied, with the night's middle absent and the kitchen reassuringly present. fundused adj. You have drunk enough to retreat into the hollowest available chair and remain there. funemploymented adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the afternoon off as a permanent career, with hobbies duly itemised. Mykeria was funemploymented by lunchtime, itemising hobbies as though they constituted a permanent career. funeral celebranted adj. Slowed by drink to conducting every goodbye as a small ceremony, with appropriate pauses. Kaison got funeral celebranted and gave the departing barmaid a measured address by the fruit machine. funeral directored adj. Drunk and arranging the room, the mourners, and the final round with undertakerly competence. funeral doomed adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation has acquired a dirge, a slow tempo, and no prospect of recovery. funeral doored adj. Drunk enough to require the wide, supplementary entrance reserved for coffins and inconvenient furniture. funeral homed adj. Drunk past the point of attending a wake and into needing somewhere quiet to be laid out. Akirra went funeral homed before midnight, asleep in the spare room with a glass untouched beside her. funeral marched adj. Drunk beyond ordinary walking, proceeding in a slow, simple duple meter towards the taxi rank. Trahern got funeral marched from the bar, keeping time with the pavement and missing the kerb.