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funeral parlored adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest quiet room into a mortuary for unfinished conversations. Shamiko got funeral parlored and sat among the coats, receiving visitors in solemn silence. funeral parloured adj. Drunk, with the result that the lounge has become a quiet place for receiving the recently departed. Godson got funeral parloured and held a wake for his abandoned packet of crisps. funeral pied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a raisin pie seem an appropriate memorial to the evening. Lilly-ann got funeral pied and requested a spiced slice for the departed bottle of sherry. funeral potatoesed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a cheesy potato casserole as both supper and a communal obligation. Inell got funeral potatoesed and served hash browns to everyone still standing near the dartboard. funeral pyred adj. Drunk on the strength of a last round, and ready to pile every remaining grievance on it. Davinder got funeral pyred and stacked receipts, napkins, and grievances beside the empty glasses. funeral rited adj. Drunk since last orders, and observing solemn customs towards each glass recently emptied. Zahran got funeral rited and tapped the bar before setting down the final empty pint. funeral stored adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the pub's back room as a suitable place for last respects. Germayne got funeral stored and asked whether the quiet room accepted visitors after midnight. funeral-goered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attending every departure with the grave attention of a regular mourner. Daishana got funeral-goered and accompanied three strangers to the taxi rank in respectful silence. funeraled (/ˈfjuːnəɹəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into solemnly remembering people who are alive, well, and sitting at the next table. Breaanna got funeraled and offered a heartfelt eulogy to the landlord's terrier. funeralgoered adj. Still drunk, and turning each departure from the pub into an occasion requiring attendance. funeralisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish arranging a funeral from arranging another round, and competent at neither. Quincey got funeralisted and drew up a seating plan for people waiting at the bar. funeralled adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange a respectful farewell for the evening's final pint. Thayli got funeralled and asked the barman whether the lager required a minute's silence. funerationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to bury the evening with ceremony, custom, and the last of the beer. Marguret got funerationed and covered the empty bottle with a folded beer mat. funfaired adj. Having drunk enough to find every flashing ride, rigged game, and tinny tune entirely reasonable. funfested adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and treating ordinary pub conversation as a celebratory event. Akiana got funfested and applauded when the barmaid changed the keg. funfettied (/ˌfʌnˈfɛ.tid/) adj. You have drunk enough to scatter bright fragments of confidence through every otherwise plain remark. Valjean got funfettied and decorated the quiz answers with stars, arrows, and unearned certainty.