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fung shuied (/fʊŋ sɵy̯d/) adj. You are drunk and rearranging the pub's furniture according to principles known only to yourself. Lendra got fung shuied and moved every chair away from the draught by the toilets. fung-hwanged adj. Of a drinker: drunk, fabulous in his own estimation, and making a rare bird of the bar stool. Layliana got fung-hwanged and announced her entrance to the snug as though bearing imperial news. fungaed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a regional collection of fungi from whatever has accumulated beneath the buffet. Syndie went fungaed and catalogued the mushrooms on a neglected pizza. fungaemiaed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the bloodstream's fungal population seems a matter requiring immediate governance. Yabdiel grew fungaemiaed and attempted to regulate the pub's circulation. fungalled (/ˈfʌŋɡəld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every slight bodily swelling acquires the dignity of a botanical discovery. Doria was fungalled and examined a raised mark as though it belonged in a herbarium. fungalysinned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the mushroom supper into a matter for metallurgical analysis. fungariumed adj. Drunk to the extent of preserving every conversational specimen, including the ones best left extinct. Ixareli became fungariumed and arranged the evening's remarks by apparent species. fungasmed (/ˈfʌn.ɡaz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an experience initially described as ecstatic, which ended with crisps. Anesh got fungasmed and regarded the salted crisps with inappropriate reverence. funged adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading through the snug with the quiet persistence of something best left undisturbed. Amalyn was funged by closing, occupying the corner like a patient growth on the upholstery. fungeed (/ˈfuːnd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a cornmeal dish is the evening's principal institution. Izac grew fungeed and delivered a speech on the constitutional importance of cornmeal. fungemiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the bloodstream feel less like physiology than a poorly managed greenhouse. Shalica became fungemiaed and blamed the circulation for the slow service. fungi imperfectied adj. Having drunk enough to become scientifically unclassifiable, chiefly because nobody has observed the reproduction. fungiacyathided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a stony patience, remaining in the sitting room until collection time. Mathy remained fungiacyathided beside the sofa, accepting coats and conversation without movement. fungiaed adj. Having drunk more than the coral can reasonably bear, and settled into a flat, patient existence beneath the table. Lacreisha became fungiaed and spread herself beneath the table like a quiet coral colony. fungianed adj. You are drunk and resemble a mushroom coral, particularly when viewed from above on the stairs. Lynmarie was fungianed and sat spread across the landing like a dinner plate. fungibilitied adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough that one pub, one chair and one further round appear mutually substitutable. Moncef was fungibilitied and changed seats without noticing the change of pub.