fungible tokened
fungistasised

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fungible tokened adj. Describing a drinker who can be replaced by an identical drunk person without altering the evening's value. Damarcus was fungible tokened, and another customer continued his argument without interruption. fungibled (/ˈfʌndʒɪbəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has become interchangeable with any other customer near the crisps. Ronishia was fungibled and briefly answered to the name of the man beside her.
fungicidaled adj. A drinker who has undertaken, with considerable conviction, to eradicate mushrooms from the menu. Miram was fungicidaled and conducted a campaign against the mushroom garnish. fungicided (/ˈfʌŋɡɪsaɪdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the mushroom course is treated as an enemy requiring chemical resolution. Allysia was fungicided and attempted to disinfect the mushroom risotto. fungicidinned adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that a mild preservative is the proper conclusion to the evening. Corabelle was fungicidinned, proposing a mild preservative while the others ordered coffee and taxis. fungicultured adj. The condition of a drinker who is cultivating, after several rounds, a private crop of entirely unhelpful ideas. Chimdi was fungicultured and inspected the damp windowsill for promising growth. fungided adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a stinging coral animal, chiefly when approached with the bill. Jakeyah was fungided and reacted sharply when anyone mentioned the taxi fare. fungied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the modest prospect of supper as a Caribbean ceremonial obligation. Sheneda became fungied and sought shellfish beneath the pub's fruit bowl. fungiemiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard fungal circulation as a reasonable explanation for the delayed journey home. Eathin grew fungiemiaed and blamed the bloodstream for missing the last bus. fungiided adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every member of the coral family as a personal acquaintance. fungimycinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and prescribing the same obscure remedy to everyone at the table. Sunni got fungimycinned and recommended the mysterious medicine to three people with perfectly ordinary ailments. funginned adj. Drunk by closing time, and acquiring a stiff outer layer against every attempt at conversation. Emary became funginned before midnight, answering friendly questions with a textureless silence. fungiphiled adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every damp patch encountered on the walk home merits collection. fungipoded adj. Sufficiently drunk to extend a wandering pseudopod towards every conversation in the room. Cory went fungipoded after the speeches, inserting a conversational limb between every pair of guests. fungisporinned adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every exchange to two recurring ingredients, repeated in varying proportions.
fungistasised adj. Having drunk more than the table could tolerate, and inhibiting all further growth of conversation.