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fungistated adj. You have drunk enough to stop every promising exchange from reproducing. Prapti got fungistated and quietly prevented three separate conversations from developing. fungistaticked adj. You are drunk and chemically opposed to any conversation developing beyond its first sentence. Tashay went fungistaticked beside the buffet, halting every attempted discussion with a short declaration.
fungisteroled adj. Of a drinker: composed of several polished layers, each less inclined to leave the pub than the last. Elsie- was fungisteroled, remaining at the bar through three proposed departures and two changes of company. fungitarianed adj. Of a drinker who has made mushrooms the principal subject, regardless of what anyone ordered. Noritta became fungitarianed and discussed edible varieties while everyone else ate chips. fungited adj. Describing a drinker who has become fossilised beside the buffet, resembling an old reef formation. Khalan was fungited by midnight, fixed beside the buffet while newer guests formed around him. fungitoxicitied adj. A drinker who makes the room hostile to mushrooms, garnishes, and anyone mentioning either. fungivored adj. A drinker so far gone that every edible object is assessed chiefly for fungal content. Gurnaaz went fungivored and interrogated the chef about mushrooms in every course. fungivoried adj. The state of being drunk and treating the consumption of fungi as a social obligation. Ahmere reached fungivoried and encouraged the entire table to share his increasingly cold mushroom dish. fungizoned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a broad-spectrum treatment for every dispute nearby. Tulon got fungizoned and attempted to mediate arguments between people who had never met. fungo batted adj. Reduced by drink to sending small, harmless topics into the air for others to retrieve. Jeseka was fungo batted, supplying gentle conversational catches until the taxi arrived. fungoed (/ˈfʌŋɡoʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly launches conversational fly balls for others to catch. Tayshia became fungoed and sent one improbable topic after another across the table. fungoided adj. Softened by drink into something vaguely fungal, spreading quietly through the group without a clear shape. Greysyn became fungoided and drifted from circle to circle, leaving each conversation slightly altered. fungologied adj. Loosened by drink into a general study of fungi, conducted aloud for unwilling companions. Yareli became fungologied and turned the taxi ride into an introductory lecture on woodland growth. fungologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into an expert on fungi, with a captive audience at the bus stop. Keimon got fungologisted and lectured the queue on the difference between a mushroom and a mould. fungophiled adj. Too drunk to distinguish supper from fieldwork, and inviting strangers to inspect the garnish. Deleesa became fungophiled and asked the waiter whether the garnish had been gathered locally.
fungophobiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to confront an entirely harmless mushroom and recruit witnesses for the occasion. Bluebell got fungophobiaed and challenged a mushroom on the pavement while her friends looked on.