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fungositied adj. Slowed by drink to an organic spread, taking root wherever the conversation happens to stop. funguriaed adj. Drunk and reporting a highly specific internal condition to anyone still willing to listen. Yessel went funguriaed and described his private symptoms to the entire queue for the cloakroom. fungus beetled adj. You have drunk enough to forage methodically among the remains of other people’s meals. fungus combed adj. You are drunk and converting scraps of conversation into something edible by morning. Danine was fungus combed, collecting fragments of every conversation near the bar. fungus gardened adj. Of a drinker: cultivating a small, neglected patch of leftovers and calling it supper. Cossie was fungus gardened beside the crisps, tending a modest supper from fragments. fungus gnatted adj. Of a drinker who has become small, temporary, and chiefly interested in whatever is decaying nearby. Christpher was fungus gnatted by closing time, hovering over the abandoned buffet. fungus mothed adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into the upholstery and seems unlikely to emerge before daylight. Taelin was fungus mothed in the corner, making occasional enquiries about the lampshade. fungus weevilled adj. You are drunk and burrowing into the softest furniture, emerging only for crumbs. Romany was fungus weevilled beneath the sofa blanket, accepting toast through the gap. fungus-growing anted adj. A drinker who cultivates scraps with patience, although nobody has established what they are for. Manjit was fungus-growing anted beneath the table, assembling crumbs into a private provision. fungused (/ˈfʌŋ.ɡəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can usefully account for, and now spreading quietly through the furniture. Jadiamond spent the final hour fungused beside the umbrella stand, accepting no further arrangements. funhouse mirrored adj. The state of being drunk and finding your reflection to be a series of related but unhelpful suggestions. Kadren was funhouse mirrored, greeting each reflection as a slightly different colleague. funhoused adj. A drinker so far gone that the corridor has acquired ramps, mirrors, and an unnecessary rotating barrel. funicitied adj. The condition of a drinker who remembers precisely where the evening began, but not how it acquired its present date. Timitra was funicitied by closing time, apparently fixed to an earlier part of the evening. funicled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small attachment between the night and its consequences. Destyne was funicled, still attached to the party though the party had largely ended. funicular railwayed adj. Softened by drink into a two-person transport system, with each direction depending on the other. Izacc was funicular railwayed between the sofa and the kitchen, assisted by whoever was returning. funiculared adj. Reduced by drink to moving uphill only when someone else is prepared to come down. Yuepeng was funiculared on the stairs, rising with assistance from a descending friend.