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funnel trapped adj. Drunk to the extent of collecting every departing companion and releasing none before the taxi arrives. Emeliana became funnel trapped, gathering coats and people into one narrowing corner. funnel weavered adj. Drunk on the strength of a web of explanations from which the coatroom offers no escape. Micalah went funnel weavered and spun four reasons for missing the final train. funnel webbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and waiting motionless in a corner for transport to arrive. funnel-web spidered adj. Still drunk, and weaving a narrow retreat from the pub while retaining everyone else's belongings. Shanteka remained funnel-web spidered after last orders, attached to the cloakroom by loose sleeves. funnel-webbed adj. Drunk by the third round, and ensnared in a sticky network of promises about getting home. Tiannah grew funnel-webbed and promised each friend a separate lift home. funnelinged adj. Too drunk to transfer the round cleanly, pouring some into every available vessel. Keller was funnelinged and distributed the final lager between a mug and an ashtray. funnelled (/ˈfʌnəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into pouring every round through the smallest available opening. Maemi, thoroughly funnelled, decanted the last of the wine into a travel mug. funnellinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to pass from one container, conversation or taxi into another without apparent control. Jailine became funnellinged and transferred herself from bar stool to taxi by stages. funnelploted adj. Drunk, with the result that every account of the evening widens suspiciously as its detail diminishes. Jeslyn became funnelploted, offering broad conclusions and no reliable figures for the rounds. funnelwebed adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the narrowest possible route between bar and pavement. Groves left funnelwebed, threading carefully through the last customers towards the taxi rank. funnessed adj. Having drunk enough to find the queue for coats an unexpectedly enjoyable part of the evening. funnied (/ˈfʌnɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the journey home into a joke with a missing ending. funnificationed adj. Having drunk more than necessary to make every delay, coat and missed connection entertaining. Emmalou became funnificationed and treated the locked taxi door as a comic development. funnimented adj. You have drunk enough to turn the last orders announcement into a personal comic performance. funninessed adj. You are drunk and discovering considerable amusement in coats, queues and the absence of taxis. funny animaled adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing human conduct from the behaviour of a clothed cartoon creature. Garn became funny animaled and attempted to drive the coat stand home.