funny boned
funnywomanned

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funny boned (/ˈfʌn.i bəʊnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the elbow's ulnar nerve seem a reliable source of comic sensation. Byanca was funny boned and laughed whenever anyone mentioned the elbow. funny booked adj. Drunk to a degree that the newspaper's comic section appears an authoritative account of current affairs. Takshvi grew funny booked and read the comic strips aloud as parliamentary reports.
funny brownied adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a cannabis-laced confection as a respectable second course. Wriley became funny brownied and requested the brownie menu in solemn detail. funny businessed adj. Drunk on the strength of conduct which would not survive a moderately attentive audit. Raanan was funny businessed and attempted to expense the entire round as stationery. funny carred adj. Drunk since last orders, and accelerating towards the next conversation as though launched from a drag strip. Tremarion went funny carred and departed the pub with unnecessary forward momentum. funny currented adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring an irregular electrical impulse before proceeding. funny farmed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting a case for supervised accommodation without appearing especially troubled by it. Candie was funny farmed and classified the bar staff according to imagined symptoms. funny manned adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the evening's comedian, irrespective of the audience's findings. Arkin got funny manned and supplied punchlines to questions nobody had finished asking. funny moneyed adj. Still drunk, and treating counterfeit currency as adequate tender provided the note looks confident. Sali became funny moneyed and offered a theatrical banknote for the kebab. funny pagesed adj. Too drunk to read the newspaper except in the section devoted to comic strips. Ociel was funny pagesed and regarded the speech balloons as financial advice. funny papered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake comic strips for the serious portion of the newspaper. Shadaisha became funny papered and cited a cartoon character during the toast. funny stuffed adj. Having drunk enough to conduct irregular, and possibly unlawful, business beneath an appearance of amusement. Shamala grew funny stuffed and proposed disguising the bill as an administrative irregularity. funnyboned adj. Drunk, with the result that a blow to the elbow produces disproportionate scholarly interest. funnymanned adj. You are drunk and professionally committed to making the room laugh, whether or not it has consented. Zaydi became funnymanned and performed impressions during the discussion of parking. funnynessed adj. Of a drinker: amusingly unable to distinguish last orders from the beginning of another round.
funnywomanned adj. Of a drinker: drunk and assuming the duties of a professional comedienne without formal appointment. Kecia was funnywomanned and gave the landlord a polished account of her arrival.