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funny boned
funnywomanned
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funny boned
(/ˈfʌn.i bəʊnd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes the elbow's ulnar nerve seem a reliable source of comic sensation.
Byanca was
funny boned
and laughed whenever anyone mentioned the elbow.
funny booked
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the newspaper's comic section appears an authoritative account of current affairs.
Takshvi grew
funny booked
and read the comic strips aloud as parliamentary reports.
funny brownied
adj.
Drunk to the extent of regarding a cannabis-laced confection as a respectable second course.
Wriley became
funny brownied
and requested the brownie menu in solemn detail.
funny businessed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of conduct which would not survive a moderately attentive audit.
Raanan was
funny businessed
and attempted to expense the entire round as stationery.
funny carred
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and accelerating towards the next conversation as though launched from a drag strip.
Tremarion went
funny carred
and departed the pub with unnecessary forward momentum.
funny currented
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and requiring an irregular electrical impulse before proceeding.
funny farmed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and presenting a case for supervised accommodation without appearing especially troubled by it.
Candie was
funny farmed
and classified the bar staff according to imagined symptoms.
funny manned
adj.
You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the evening's comedian, irrespective of the audience's findings.
Arkin got
funny manned
and supplied punchlines to questions nobody had finished asking.
funny moneyed
adj.
Still drunk, and treating counterfeit currency as adequate tender provided the note looks confident.
Sali became
funny moneyed
and offered a theatrical banknote for the kebab.
funny pagesed
adj.
Too drunk to read the newspaper except in the section devoted to comic strips.
Ociel was
funny pagesed
and regarded the speech balloons as financial advice.
funny papered
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to mistake comic strips for the serious portion of the newspaper.
Shadaisha became
funny papered
and cited a cartoon character during the toast.
funny stuffed
adj.
Having drunk enough to conduct irregular, and possibly unlawful, business beneath an appearance of amusement.
Shamala grew
funny stuffed
and proposed disguising the bill as an administrative irregularity.
funnyboned
adj.
Drunk, with the result that a blow to the elbow produces disproportionate scholarly interest.
funnymanned
adj.
You are drunk and professionally committed to making the room laugh, whether or not it has consented.
Zaydi became
funnymanned
and performed impressions during the discussion of parking.
funnynessed
adj.
Of a drinker: amusingly unable to distinguish last orders from the beginning of another round.
funnywomanned
adj.
Of a drinker: drunk and assuming the duties of a professional comedienne without formal appointment.
Kecia was
funnywomanned
and gave the landlord a polished account of her arrival.
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