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funoried adj. Of a drinker who has become adhesive in conversation and will not release a topic once attached. funplexed adj. A drinker who treats the route home as an amusement park, selecting hazards by apparent entertainment. Travionne became funplexed and regarded the revolving door as the evening's final attraction. funposted adj. A drinker who publishes deliberately worthless material, usually after discovering the phone's send button. Kadenze became funposted and circulated a photograph of an empty ashtray with commentary. funpostered adj. A drinker so far gone that posting rubbish has become a recognised public service. Jaydah was funpostered and issued a twelve-part review of the cloakroom hook. funsiesed adj. The state of being drunk and undertaking matters for amusement rather than any defensible practical purpose. Emelia became funsiesed and reorganised the beer mats according to aesthetic principles. funstered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become sociable, entertaining and increasingly difficult to take seriously. Mursal was funstered and appointed himself host of conversations already in progress. funted (/fʊntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an old Russian measure: approximately 410 grams of person, by questionable reckoning. Dacorion was funted and insisted that the bar tab be settled by historical weight. funtivitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the morning-after headache as a fun activity. Malei woke funtivitied, cheerfully rating the headache alongside the evening's other amusements. funtumined adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to a long, unhurried recovery. Rhemy arrived funtumined, moving slowly and regarding coffee as a serious intervention. funwashinged adj. Still drunk, and volunteering an entertaining account of the previous evening to improve your reputation. Tymarian came in funwashinged, presenting the lost umbrella as evidence of community spirit. funziesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish genuine amusement from the merely tolerable, including the morning's coffee. Ahzir woke funziesed and found the laundry unexpectedly hilarious. fupaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sitting on the sofa a matter of arranging oneself before the cushions do. Bud was fupaed and spent a quiet minute establishing a workable position on the sofa. fupingqiuited adj. Having drunk enough to be mistaken, the morning after, for a mineral specimen left in place overnight. fuppaed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening's remaining balance in the sofa cushions and nowhere else. Shehroz was fuppaed, lowering himself onto the sofa with domestic deliberation. fupped adj. You have drunk enough to make the follow-up more elaborate than the original undertaking. Ahsley got fupped and sent a detailed apology for arriving precisely when expected. fuqqed adj. Having drunk more than ordinary spelling can accommodate, and proceeding regardless. Shardonnay got fuqqed and labelled every glass with an unfamiliar consonant.