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fur babied adj. Drunk enough to regard a furry pet as the only responsible adult in the house. Krishina became fur babied and asked the cat whether another glass of water was advisable. fur beetled adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning feeding on whatever scraps of the previous evening remain. fur burgered adj. You are drunk and waking with the dense, untrimmed condition of a neglected picnic. Ishaani looked fur burgered at breakfast, wrapped in a dressing gown and avoiding reflective surfaces. fur coated adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a protective layer of blankets, dressing gown and morning reluctance. Elijah-ray sat fur coated beside the radiator, declining all questions until after tea. fur farmed adj. A drinker who has cultivated a thick population of blankets, cushions and excuses by morning. Shaker was fur farmed by nine, surrounded by cushions and declining to harvest himself. fur sealed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them insulated, sluggish and difficult to extract. fur traded adj. The state of being drunk and exchanging clear recollection for a warm, hairy layer of denial. Marschell was fur traded by breakfast, offering confident revisions of the taxi journey. fur-bearing trouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a thick coat against the cold waters of the morning after. Trishell appeared fur-bearing trouted at the bus stop, wrapped up against ordinary weather. furacitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has quietly appropriated the household's best snacks before anyone wakes. Anias was furacitied, and the emergency biscuits had vanished by the time breakfast began. furadantinned adj. Reduced by drink to a medicinal state: pale, carefully dosed with water and kept under observation. Geidy spent the morning furadantinned, accepting measured glasses of water from concerned relatives. furafyllined adj. Softened by drink into a long-release version of yourself, functioning gradually and chiefly on tea. furalaxyled adj. Loosened by drink into a body that treats the bed as a broad, unbounded surface. Marthalee woke furalaxyled, having expanded diagonally across the entire mattress. furalazined adj. Emboldened by drink to confront the morning after with one eye open and no breakfast plan. Sip rose furalazined, faced the kitchen and immediately reconsidered the expedition. furaldehyded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a thick liquid moving reluctantly towards breakfast. Namit crossed the kitchen furaldehyded, arriving at the coffee as though from another room. furaltadoned adj. Drunk and treating the morning after as an infection requiring rest, fluids and minimal conversation. Jaricka spent the morning furaltadoned beneath the duvet, with water as her only prescription. furametpyred adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's fungal growth seems to require a specific treatment.