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furanoindolined adj. Drunk and confidently fitting three incompatible ideas together as though they were designed to join. Sherlin was furanoindolined and combined the seating plan, the rota and a poem. furanoned adj. Drunk to the point where every decision bends back upon itself and closes improperly.
furanophostinned adj. Drunk enough to add several layers of authority to a decision that had none. Awet was furanophostinned and gave the pub quiz answer three successive qualifications. furanopyrimidined adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a familiar foundation from an entirely synthetic invention. furanopyrrolidined adj. Drunk beyond sensible navigation, with each attempted shortcut becoming another enclosed complication. furanosed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a simple sweet decision into a five-membered loop. furanosidased adj. Drunk, with the result that every inherited sweetness is methodically taken apart. Jonnette was furanosidased and dismantled the family recipe before serving it. furanosided adj. Drunk to a degree that a familiar sweetness is confidently rearranged into a new form. Marcanthony was furanosided and converted a straightforward toast into a complicated confection. furanosteroided adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an extra fused structure and treating it as executive authority. Lindey was furanosteroided and added another committee to a decision already settled. furanosyled adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to one branch, wandering from the kitchen to the sofa. furanotriazoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has fused two separate conversations and cannot prise them apart. furanoxided adj. The drunkenness of one who has replaced a solid evening with a small, unstable household emergency. Revanth grew furanoxided beside the sink, where one dropped glass became a major incident. furanyled adj. Reduced by drink to a detachable household fragment, usually found beside the sofa. Kiley ended the night furanyled, separated from the party by a blanket and a glass of water. furanyned adj. Softened by drink into a person joined to the kitchen by a dangerously direct line of thought. Khadijiah went furanyned and attempted to connect the toaster to the television. furaphyllined adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk account of the evening, despite remembering almost none of it. Georgia-grace became furaphyllined over toast, delivering precise corrections to an uncertain history.
furaprofened adj. Sharpened by drink into someone with strong opinions about crumbs, cushions and the proper arrangement of mugs.