furcasternumed
furfenorexed

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furcasternumed adj. Still drunk, and supporting the rear of the household operation from a low position on the sofa. furcatinned adj. Too drunk to retrieve water without branching into several unrelated household errands.
furcationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide every simple domestic task into several unfinished branches. Ethelwyn grew furcationed, beginning with water and ending among towels, cushions and toast. furcoated adj. Describing a drinker who has sealed themselves beneath every available covering until the headache passes. Marlesha woke furcoated, concealed beneath two blankets and an apologetic duvet. furconazoled adj. Drunk and treating the nearest social irritation as something to be eliminated rather than politely endured. furconned adj. Emboldened by drink to attend a furry gathering in a borrowed tail and address strangers as colleagues. Briajah got furconned and spent an hour arranging the pub chairs into a convention panel. furcraeaed adj. Drunk and spreading stiff, fleshy leaves into every conversation. Waine went furcraeaed and occupied half the snug with an account of his garden. furcreafurostatinned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has acquired several rigid layers, none of them useful. furcreastatinned adj. Drunk enough to grow a decorative outer layer and defend it from the weather. Hercules became furcreastatinned and refused his coat because the pub supplied sufficient protection. furculumed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the two sides of an argument apart. Jairo went furculumed and tried to reconcile both teams before joining neither. furdomed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary pub society, ruling a private realm of tails, ears and solemn custom. Carletha became furdomed and appointed the fruit machine keeper of the household. furegrelated adj. Drunk in a way that inhibits any attempt to leave before the next round. Ashee got furegrelated and remained fixed to the bar through two closing announcements. furethidined adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary analgesic conversation acquires distinctly medicinal confidence. Halimatou went furethidined and prescribed water to everyone except herself. furfaced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a fur-covered stranger seem an entirely reasonable form of address. Wash got furfaced and called the landlord a magnificent animal with genuine affection. furfanned adj. Drunk to the extent of joining the furry fellowship without having acquired the necessary costume.
furfenorexed adj. Drunk on the strength of a stimulant enthusiasm that has abolished both appetite and indoor volume. Manee got furfenorexed and rejected his supper while explaining the merits of synthetic whiskers.