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further educationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to continue learning long after the pub has stopped offering lessons. furtheranced (/ˈfɜːðəɹənsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can further, yet continuing to advance the cause of another round. Ghadir was furtheranced beyond usefulness but still promoted one final drink with conviction. furtherered adj. You are drunk and helping the evening proceed towards last orders by ordering another round. Sakira was furtherered and advanced proceedings by buying drinks after the bell. furtheringed adj. Of a drinker: advancing the evening with another round, despite its evident destination. furthermented adj. Of a drinker who has prolonged the evening until the journey home becomes the principal activity. Artasia was furthermented and continued the evening through several unsuccessful attempts to find a taxi. furthernessed adj. Describing a drinker who has carried the evening beyond the pub, the bus, and sensible directions. Kiary was furthernessed, continuing towards home long after passing the correct turning. furtivenessed adj. A drinker who collects a coat quietly, leaves by the side door, and denies having been present. Kanji was furtivenessed, retrieving a coat without attracting the cloakroom attendant's attention. furtivitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every subsequent movement is conducted as though observed by the authorities. Kalianne became furtivitied and inspected the curtains before asking for another drink. furtled (/fɜːtld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a cursory examination of every object becomes an administrative necessity. Daphni went furtled through the landlord’s umbrella stand, finding nothing of evidential value. furued adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting oneself as a guru, without possessing either wisdom or credentials. Nevaehly became furued and offered spiritual guidance to the pub’s actual yoga teacher. furuncled (/ˈfjʊə.ɹʌŋ.kəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single grievance, which has become inflamed, conspicuous, and difficult to drain. Lehua grew furuncled over the seating plan and discussed it until closing. furunculosised adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting a number of small, inflamed objections to ordinary conversation. Gyorgy became furunculosised and objected separately to the music, lighting, and bar snacks. furutobeited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineralogical in complexion, composition, and general unwillingness to move. furversioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and expressing an unexpectedly scholarly interest in furry culture. Marcene got furversioned and delivered a taxonomy of online animal costumes to the taxi driver. furverted adj. Still drunk, and bringing an indecorous interest in anthropomorphic animals to otherwise respectable discussion. Hayes became furverted and redirected the conversation from pensions to illustrated woodland characters. furyled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every aromatic compound as a small but consequential member of the household. Zeilin became furyled and introduced the chemistry of furan to the bartender.