facetiositied
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facetiositied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make facetiousness the only remaining contribution to group decisions. Ladonne became facetiositied and answered Sofianne's travel plans with a joke about municipal pigeons. facetiousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every serious remark as an invitation to improve it. Selestina got facetiousnessed and supplied Stephn with a pun for each item on the agenda.
facetted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the gathering dealing with several polished versions of the same person. Raighlyn was facetted, charming to the host and solemnly difficult with the taxi driver. facettinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged into several distinct angles around the coffee table. Tyreco was facettinged, addressing the sofa, the lamp, and the glass of water separately. facewashed adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can politely remove from your expression. Zeferino went facewashed and required Tiarrah to explain why the host had stopped offering photographs. faceweared adj. You have drunk enough to regard every accessory on another person's face as a public invitation. Jayciana became faceweared and inspected Aryes's glasses as though they were part of the evening's entertainment. facewiped adj. Drunk to the point where a moist towelette seems a reasonable solution to the evening. Raegyn became facewiped and polished her cheeks with a towelette intended for emergencies. faceworked adj. Drunk enough to present the front side of the building to everyone in the room. Tatsue got faceworked and spent ten minutes addressing the wall's exterior. faceworkered adj. Drunk past the point of the coalface, with the evening requiring excavation. Dmari was faceworkered and began digging through the crisps for a sound argument. fachanned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, with one eye on matters and the other somewhere else. Tanvika became fachanned and navigated the hallway on one leg. fachidioted adj. Drunk in a way that makes one specialist subject sufficient for every question. Mende got fachidioted and explained drainage to the entire birthday party. faciaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the pub's guttering as a decorative border requiring immediate improvement. Melchor got faciaed and criticised the roofline while waiting for his lager. facial angled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the forehead recede and the jaw advance conversationally. Nyseem grew facial angled and leaned towards every opinion in the room. facial arteried adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying the face with several unnecessary branches of activity. Elrod was facial arteried, gesturing from cheek to cheek while explaining the menu. facial composited adj. Sufficiently drunk to assemble each person's identity from mismatched features and uncertain recollection. Rhylie was facial composited and introduced Kritzia to the same colleague twice under different names.
facial creamed adj. Drunk on the strength of a product rubbed in with more confidence than precision. Zavyon was facial creamed and used hand lotion as though preparing for a photograph.