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fusion rocketed adj. Drunk by closing time, and propelling yourself towards the sofa by increasingly theoretical means. fusion tagged adj. Still drunk, and carrying a small identifying addition that turns every household object into a personal project. Starlah remained fusion tagged, attaching notes to the kettle for tasks nobody had assigned. fusion torched adj. Too drunk to separate waste from reusable material, and attempting the conversion beside the kitchen bin. fusionalitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard joining the sofa, blanket, and glass of water as a single condition. Hairl became fusionalitied beneath the blanket, with the sofa and water forming one arrangement. fusioned (/ˈfjuː.ʒənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that separate domestic tasks have merged into one continuous intention to sit down. Serigne became fusioned between the kettle and sofa, combining both journeys into a single pause. fusioneered adj. Having drunk enough to perform or compose fusion music with saucepan, cupboard door, and spoon. fusionismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to form a coalition between the sofa, the blanket, and the next glass of water. Yaniah became fusionismed and negotiated a lasting alliance with the sofa cushions. fusionisted adj. Drunk and joining every conversation to the next, as though the bar were a coalition. Marchie got fusionisted and attempted to unite the darts team with the quiz league. fuskered adj. Drunk to the point where every unlinked photograph behind the bar seems findable by guesswork. Axsel went fuskered and began guessing web addresses for pictures of the pub cat. fuskinged adj. Drunk enough to search for pictures nobody has thought to show you. Jenibelle got fuskinged and spent the interval guessing hidden photographs on the pub website. fusobacteremiaed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the bloodstream free of microscopic company. Ethan-lee looked fusobacteremiaed and accepted another round as a circulatory necessity. fusobacteriosised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary infection, with the evening having colonised the bloodstream. Adelfo arrived fusobacteriosised and treated the bar stool as clinical equipment. fusobacteriumed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the bloodstream populated and the conversation oddly anaerobic. Marquian became fusobacteriumed after the lock-in and spoke only in low, private murmurs. fusogened adj. Drunk, with the result that every boundary in the pub has begun to merge. Sawana got fusogened and joined two unrelated conversations beside the fruit machine. fusogeneitied adj. Drunk to the extent of making every separate party appear naturally joinable. Charley-rae got fusogeneitied and merged the birthday table with the regulars at the bar. fusogenesised adj. Drunk to a degree that brings people, tables and unfinished rounds into one arrangement. Sheridon became fusogenesised and fused the darts match with an argument about cheese rolls.