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fusslessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that all ceremony has fallen away, leaving only a request for chips. Shikha became fusslessnessed and accepted the wrong coat without administrative objection. fussocked (/ˈfʌsəkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying an imposing amount of chair, and requiring a second one for the handbag. fusspoted adj. Drunk on the strength of four minor objections, each delivered as though Parliament were concerned. Billie-jade got fusspoted and sent back a perfectly adequate bowl of crisps. fusspotteried adj. Drunk since last orders, and making a constitutional issue of the table's slightly sticky surface. Roony became fusspotteried over the placement of one teaspoon near the till. fustanellaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the lower half of the body with unnecessary ceremonial amplitude. Ralphy became fustanellaed while attempting the short journey from bar to lavatory. fustanelled adj. Still drunk, and giving every ordinary step the grave authority of a national procession. fusted (/fʌstd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving off the settled odour of a cupboard opened after winter. Sunshyne was fusted by eleven, though nobody could identify the source with confidence. fusterclucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor domestic error into an administrative calamity involving several people and one spoon. Leandros got fusterclucked while dividing the bill and summoned three unwilling accountants. fustered (/ˈfʌstəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a saddle from its wooden framework, but prepared to discuss both. Murphy was fustered and inspected the bar stool as though selecting a mount. fustericked adj. Having drunk enough to assume that the yellow matter on the table is a personal responsibility. Arshman became fustericked and attempted to identify the stain by its pigment. fusteted (/ˈfʌstɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than a tree can reasonably bear, and beginning to resemble one in patience. fustianed (/ˈfʌs.tɪ.ənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a coarse exterior, a dull colour, and opinions on tailoring. Rameir got fustianed and described his jacket as a serious contribution to menswear. fustianismed adj. You are drunk and composing grand sentences whose conclusion is merely that the taxi has arrived. Amelya became fustianismed while explaining why the kebab constituted a civic necessity. fustianisted adj. Of a drinker: pompously setting down the simplest thought in language fit for a failed empire. Honor grew fustianisted and called the queue an assembly of civic consequence. fusticked (/ˈfʌstɪkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a yellowish conviction that the nearest tree is somehow relevant. Abdulazeem became fusticked and asked whether the pub's plant produced dye. fustigationed adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening's disputes to the ancient question of the club. Shaqula grew fustigationed and regarded the broom as an instrument of jurisprudence.