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futched (/fʊtʃd/) adj. A drinker who combines opposing social signals so successfully that nobody knows how to respond. Mekalah was futched, alternating brisk instructions with delicate apologies to the waiter. futchelled adj. A drinker so far gone that the back end of every conversation requires careful support. futexed adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to lock several people into the same argument at once. Lyndy was futexed, holding the table in one dispute while starting another beside it. futharked (/ˈfuː.θɑːkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who begins writing imaginary runes on every available explanation. Jemari became futharked and translated the wine list for Janiha. futhermuckered adj. Reduced by drink to substituting the wrong consonants whenever an argument requires a proper insult. Uchenna was futhermuckered, and Saquanna received several carefully misdirected complaints. futhorced (/ˈfuː.θɔːkd/) adj. Softened by drink into ancient-looking speech, leaving the company to supply the modern words. futhorked adj. Sharpened by drink into angular, rune-like remarks which the company had not requested. Neera was futhorked and carved every minor disagreement into a public inscription. futibatinibed adj. Loosened by drink into a social inhibitor, allowing every private observation to reach the wider table. Nareli became futibatinibed and released the family's least suitable anecdote. futilenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue a hopeless conversation long after its audience has quietly departed. Aysu was futilenessed, still explaining the disputed point after Kamarre had gone for coats. futilismed adj. Slowed by drink to the belief that every proposed plan has already failed, including leaving. Jakylia became futilismed and rejected Bertha's taxi before finding her shoes. futilitarianed adj. Drunk and dismissing every attempt at assistance as further evidence that assistance is pointless. Mercede was futilitarianed, explaining to Cynan why the rescue of her handbag could not matter. futilitarianismed adj. Drunk to the point where every human activity, including arguing about it, seems futile. Joane became futilitarianismed and delivered the conclusion to Elodie-rae before hearing the question. futilitied adj. Drunk enough to make a useless intervention in every conversation, then defend its usefulness. Nabor was futilitied, correcting the seating plan without improving anyone's position. futomakied adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate fillings, opinions, or acquaintances in their proper places. Dominyck became futomakied and rolled three unrelated stories together for Zadey. futonned (/ˈfuːtɒnd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of remaining upright, and accepting the nearest flat surface as a bed. Shimeeka was futonned before dessert, while Linny negotiated a blanket with the host. futreted adj. Drunk in a way that sends a small, furtive creature through the kitchen, returning repeatedly for water. Casandra was futreted, slipping between the kitchen chairs and reappearing with no water.