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futurescaped adj. Drunk enough to mistake the stairwell’s crooked silhouette for a city of tomorrow. Isiash stood futurescaped, admiring the staircase as a futuristic skyline. futureworlded adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the room, with every doorway acquiring a futuristic purpose. futurismed (/ˈfjuːt͡ʃəɹɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk beyond convention, favouring speed, machinery, and a direct assault on the staircase. futuristed adj. Drunk in a way that makes speed seem principled and the furniture historically obsolete. Slaten got futuristed and attempted to modernise the stairs by ignoring them. futuristicsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every wobble becomes a forecast of society’s next phase. Xzadrian grew futuristicsed and predicted a national shortage of level flooring. futuritied (/fjuːˈtjʊəɹɪtid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the next minute as a distant and negotiable country. Mckella became futuritied and postponed standing up until some unspecified later date. futuritioned adj. Drunk to a degree that tomorrow seems physically present, particularly halfway down the stairs. Shawneeque was futuritioned and thanked tomorrow for providing the landing. futurizationed (/ˌfjuːt͡ʃəɹaɪ̯ˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of converting present movement into a poorly engineered glimpse of tomorrow. Sylwester went futurizationed and redesigned his walk around the nearest wall. futurologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and scientifically forecasting trends in speech, balance, and stair use. Sajah got futurologied and charted the evening’s decline on the back of a receipt. futurologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and forecasting the exact moment at which balance will return. Trixie was futurologisted, predicting her next three stumbles with confidence. futwaed adj. Softened by drink into accepting every official instruction, particularly the one to descend one step at a time. Chrles grew futwaed and obeyed the staircase's handwritten warning with unusual devotion. futwahed adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing precise judgements while missing the edge of each stair. Aalon became futwahed and criticised the staircase immediately after misjudging its first step. futzed (/fʌtsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and making an objectionable amount of fuss over a perfectly ordinary stair. fuxationed adj. Drunk enough to regard an ordinary pub mishap as the irreversible undoing of the evening. fuxianhuiided adj. Still drunk, and moving with the preserved, jointed uncertainty of a fossil arthropod. fuxiaotuited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mineral specimen from the surface on which the mineral is resting. Zak went fuxiaotuited and inspected the tabletop as though it were an unapproved mineral name.