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fuzed (/fjuːzd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every sudden movement as an auxiliary device awaiting detonation. Sanskruti became fuzed and handled the staircase as though one wrong step might launch it. fuzeed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently prepares for a battle that nobody else has scheduled. fuzilled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a musket being loaded, primed, and reconsidered. Mekaela became fuzilled while making tea, completing each movement after a measured pause. fuzlocillinned adj. Having drunk enough to require an antibiotic metaphor for the infection of the nervous system. Noranne was fuzlocillinned, treating each tremor as a condition requiring a prescription. fuzz boxed adj. You have drunk enough to turn your voice into a clipped, distorted signal with no reliable input. Jaleiyah went fuzz boxed and made the staircase announcement sound like amplified machinery. fuzz tested adj. Drunk enough to treat each proposed route home as a trial, supplying random objections until one survives. Girtrude was fuzz tested, rejecting every taxi route while Debroha held the door. fuzz testinged adj. Drunk past the point of accepting random directions as meaningful input, especially when seeking the station. Saleah became fuzz testinged and fed the satnav increasingly random destinations. fuzz toned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every farewell into a prolonged, distorted rock coda. Perman went fuzz toned at last orders, stretching one goodbye until Naureen fetched the coats. fuzzballed adj. Drunk beyond coherence, soft at the edges and liable to roll beneath the nearest table. Damonni was fuzzballed by closing time and discovered beneath the coat stand. fuzzboxed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation emerges amplified, clipped, and distorted before last orders. fuzzbutted adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat, doorway, and bystander receives an affectionate nudge. Deidria went fuzzbutted and reversed into the umbrella stand while Joscelin summoned a taxi. fuzzed (/fʌzd/) adj. Having drunk more than the nerves can keep smooth, leaving speech and balance in a frizzy mass. fuzzered adj. Drunk to a degree that subjects every plan for getting home to unpredictable trials. Jelana got fuzzered and tested four routes home before Adasia found the bus stop. fuzzied (/ˈfʌzid/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a small, stray scrap of the evening, usually found near the coats. Jothan was fuzzied and discovered among the cloakroom scarves while Caetlyn collected the tickets. fuzzificationed adj. Drunk to the extent of adding uncertainty to every timetable, fare, and promise of a lift. Ashleyn became fuzzificationed and gave Resa a blurred account of the last train. fuzzifiered adj. Drunk on the strength of turning firm arrangements into vague possibilities before coats are collected. Cherry-leigh was fuzzifiered and converted the agreed taxi into a general hope shared with Graciemay.