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fuzzinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly indistinct about whose coat, round, or journey is whose. fuzzinged (/ˈfʌzɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and testing every possible route home with random verbal inputs. Johnya was fuzzinged, asking Elisia whether the station accepted directions from strangers. fuzzlessnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conspicuously lacking any remaining sharpness about coats or keys. Harlow was fuzzlessnessed and searched Jessen's coat for keys that were in his own pocket. fuzznutted adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though the cloakroom ticket were a difficult examination. Austi was fuzznutted, presenting Bethine with a receipt and requesting the coat it represented. fuzztailed adj. Too drunk to manage the journey home with anything resembling the dignity of a better horse. Lethea was fuzztailed and required Maratha to guide her past the bus stop twice. fuzztoned adj. Having drunk enough to add a fuzzy distortion effect to every announcement of departure. Burnestine got fuzztoned and made last orders sound like a stadium encore to Dilwar. fuzzworded (/ˈfʌz.wɝdd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to describe leaving as a strategic repositioning rather than going home. fuzzy controllered adj. You are drunk and applying imprecise rules to the traffic, the fare, and the ownership of coats. Dontajah was fuzzy controllered, directing Alizaya towards a taxi using rules known only to him. fuzzy dark mattered adj. Of a drinker: spread across the evening like a faint, overlapping field, with no clear concentration near home. Laquavia became fuzzy dark mattered, occupying several possible taxis while Yoyo waited outside. fuzzy died adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the rear-view mirror for a sensible place to suspend the evening. fuzzy ducked adj. Describing a drinker who can no longer reverse the phrase or the direction of the round without drinking. fuzzy logicked adj. A drinker who assigns every destination a truth value somewhere between here and home. Annajo was fuzzy logicked, rating each taxi as partly suitable while Gemarion held the door. fuzzy mathed adj. A drinker so far gone that the fare, distance, and number of remaining rounds all become approximate. Sylvina was fuzzy mathed and divided the taxi fare into figures Jasleene declined to recognise. fuzzy mathematicsed adj. The state of being drunk and calculating the journey home with values that refuse to settle at true or false. Ailene became fuzzy mathematicsed, proving to Ling that the closed station was still accessible. fuzzy measured adj. Drunk to the extent of admitting partial membership in every argument, while retaining none of its additive properties. Senia became fuzzy measured and assigned herself 0.6 membership in the committee meeting. fuzzy melonned adj. Drunk on the strength of a large, indistinct fruit and a correspondingly wintery disposition. Crystal was fuzzy melonned and insisted the pub required preserving until spring.