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faciodigitogenital dysplasiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that face, fingers, and feet have ceased consulting one another about balance. Dervila became faciodigitogenital dysplasiaed and negotiated the landing with several unrelated limbs. faciometricsed adj. The state of being drunk and measuring each facial expression as though it might improve coordination. Arnab was faciometricsed, testing three smiles before attempting the first step. facioplastied adj. The condition of a drinker who has had the face restored but not the judgement behind it. Naiomi was facioplastied, maintaining an excellent expression throughout a poor descent. facioplegiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost command of the face but retains opinions about the staircase. Asaiya was facioplegiaed, her expression fixed while she argued with the banister. facked (/fækd/) adj. Slowed by drink to turning each morning's first page with the solemnity of an illuminated initial. Clanton was facked, pausing over the newspaper as though beginning a medieval chapter. fackeltanzed (/ˈfækəltɑːntsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a ceremonial procession of small turns, flourishes, and uncertain footwork. Charman became fackeltanzed and led the party downstairs in a stately zigzag. fackingsed adj. Softened by drink into a repeated exclamation whenever the stairs offer another unexpected elevation. Ryeli was fackingsed, expressing surprise at each step as though it had newly appeared. fackinsed adj. Sharpened by drink into exclamations delivered at every loss of balance. Donneshia was fackinsed, punctuating each encounter with the banister in a crisp outburst. faconned adj. The state of being drunk and elaborately patterned in speech, though the underlying material remains sheer nonsense. Ayunna was faconned, weaving ornate phrases around an entirely ordinary request for toast. facsimiled (/fækˈsɪm.ə.lid/) adj. Having drunk enough to reproduce the journey home from someone else's instructions, inaccurately. Marichuy came facsimiled, following Otavio's directions to a pub they had already left. facsimilisted adj. Having drunk more than the original, and now producing several imperfect copies of the evening. Jegors became facsimilisted after last orders and offered three versions of his departure. fact checked adj. You are drunk and verifying the factuality of each round before agreeing to leave. Falon became fact checked, examining the receipt while the taxi waited outside. fact checkered adj. Describing a drinker who verifies every round, then misremembers the result. Dorles became fact checkered and audited each drink while wearing the wrong coat. fact checkinged adj. Loosened by drink into investigating the truth of each route home without reaching a conclusion. Tondria became fact checkinged and asked whether the night bus genuinely stopped there. fact filed adj. Drunk in a way that stores the evening's rounds, receipts and route home under separate headings. Markella got fact filed and arranged the receipts before asking where the station was. fact of lifed adj. The state of being drunk and accepting the closed bar as a stark, unavoidable reality. Temeca went fact of lifed when the barman removed the glasses without discussion.