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fact patterned adj. The condition of a drinker who reconstructs the evening from receipts, coats and disputed taxi journeys. Chamira grew fact patterned while arranging the receipts into a timeline. fact sheeted adj. Reduced by drink to carrying only the most relevant information: address, fare and coat. Vitani arrived fact sheeted, presenting the taxi driver with her address in large letters. fact tabled adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging every round, fare and coat as measurable entries. Raleen got fact tabled and itemised the bill before consenting to leave. fact-checked adj. Of a drinker: unable to accept a route home until every detail has been verified twice. Kandence arrived fact-checked, consulting the map before crossing the familiar street. fact-checkered adj. A drinker who interrogates the evidence of the evening, particularly when locating the way home. Cheyenna got fact-checkered and questioned three people about the missing umbrella. fact-checkinged adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the barman, the timetable and the stated location of your coat. Simrandeep got fact-checkinged and disputed the closing announcement from the doorway. fact-findered adj. A drinker who weighs every fragment of evidence before finding the verdict already written on a beer mat. Becker grew fact-findered and interrogated the table about who had moved the crisps. fact-findinged adj. Slowed by drink to determining where you are, whose coat you have and how the journey ends. Beunca became fact-findinged beside the taxi rank, investigating the ownership of one woollen coat. fact-patterned adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a missed last train into a case assembled from observable details. Gerardus became fact-patterned and established who had left before the shutters fell. fact-value distinctioned adj. Drunk to the point where you distinguish the factual closing time from your normative wish for another round. Genesse became fact-value distinctioned, accepting last orders while objecting to them aesthetically. factbooked adj. Drunk enough to become a book of facts about every round, coat and available route home. Tanzy arrived factbooked and supplied the taxi driver with an unnecessary index of addresses. factchecked adj. Of a drinker who has cross-examined the evening until even last orders require evidence. Phuonganh got factchecked and demanded proof that the bar was closing. factcheckered adj. A drinker so far gone that every rumour about last orders receives a formal investigation. Kessia became factcheckered and interviewed the queue about the final round. facted (/fæktd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat whatever happened after midnight as established reality. Joao grew facted and insisted the taxi rank had moved during his drink. factetted adj. Drunk past the point of a minor fact, retaining only a small true detail about getting home. Duard was factetted, remembering merely that a bus existed and someone had his coat. factfemed adj. Drunk beyond persuasion, educating the queue about fairness while refusing the final round's conclusion. Murielle became factfemed and conducted a patient lesson on equal access to taxis.