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factfiled adj. Describing a drinker who has organised the evening into headings, subheadings, and several unsupported appendices. Keilani arrived factfiled, producing a chronology of the buffet in lieu of conversation. factfindered adj. A drinker so far gone that every anecdote is evidence and every bystander is under examination. Alexus was factfindered, seeking testimony about the whereabouts of the last sausage roll. factfindinged adj. Drunk and conducting a patient inquiry into the evening's missing details, usually near the cloakroom. Deyanna grew factfindinged and questioned the attendant about an unclaimed hat. factfulnessed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently supplied with facts, some pertaining to the matter at hand. Aarsh was factfulnessed and explained local bus routes to someone waiting for a taxi. facthooded adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every assertion, including the provisional ones, as established fact. Contessa became facthooded and declared the coat rack structurally dishonest. factialitied adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every circumstance as contingent, including the existence of the room. Larrey grew factialitied and considered whether the bar might have been otherwise. facticed (/ˈfæktɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a rubbery consistency, retaining shape chiefly through external assistance. Ruhika was facticed and required the banister to preserve her general configuration. facticided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person capable of concealing the facts while appearing to clarify them. Datid grew facticided and offered three precise accounts, none mutually compatible. facticitied (/fækˈtɪsɪtid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where every passing assertion acquires the weight of fact. Lizzbeth became facticitied and certified the pub’s decorative fern as historically significant. factinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to catalogue the room’s facts, whether requested or merely visible. Earlis grew factinessed and listed the contents of every nearby handbag. factionalisationed adj. Drunk enough to turn one conversation into several hostile caucuses, each with its own minutes. Curtez became factionalisationed when the group discussed where to eat. factionalismed adj. Drunk and dividing a perfectly serviceable gathering into rival parties over increasingly narrow principles. Dasheena became factionalismed after the question of music was raised. factionalisted adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary disagreement requires a platform, a banner, and loyal adherents. Makan was factionalisted and recruited three strangers to oppose the proposed taxi. factionalizationed adj. Drunk past the point of unity, with every minor preference developing its own opposition. Bevis was factionalizationed and established separate committees for entrance and departure. factionalizered adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for neutrality, and actively manufacturing divisions where none had been required. Melbern became factionalizered and divided the queue according to sleeve length. factionaried adj. Drunk in a way that makes membership of a side feel more urgent than the original dispute. Zachael was factionaried and demanded to know which table supported the pudding.