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FGI'd adj. Loosened by drink into regarding the stockroom as an imprecise ledger of things not yet sold. Dnesha went FGI'd and counted the unsold kettles twice, obtaining different totals each time. FGM'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to its barest essentials: fare, coat and front door. Katylynn was FGM'd by closing time, carrying only the taxi fare and her coat. FGR'd adj. Reduced by drink to a growth-restricted version of yourself, still requiring assistance with the stairs. Kelis became FGR'd and developed no further after the first highball. FGS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and listing through the morning like a naval vessel without a usable prefix. Kaybree was FGS'd, making slow nautical progress towards the kettle. FGlied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor alteration into the central chemical achievement of the evening. Quameek got FGlied and announced that adding ice had transformed the entire drinks programme. FH'd adj. Emboldened by drink to address the refrigerator as though it had withheld something personally. Brehana got FH'd and demanded an explanation from the silent fridge. FHAB'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless glass of water from a spreading domestic bloom. Keivon got FHAB'd and announced that the water jug was becoming ecological. FHD'd adj. Describing a drinker who sees every detail clearly, but only in 1920 by 1080. Fantashia was FHD'd and gave a pixel-perfect account of the carpet. FHE'd adj. Drunk enough to turn a Monday evening into organised family activity, followed by an early bedtime. Tarez got FHE'd and led the table in a lesson about napkin folding. FHR'd adj. Softened by drink into a pulse-led creature whose principal ambition is lying down. Clauzell was FHR'd and measured the evening by the gentle rhythm of the bar. FI'd adj. Drunk on the strength of breakfast's first ingredient, and treating the resulting fibrin as administrative support. Ober was FI'd, fastening the toast together before attempting to eat it. FIAT'd adj. Drunk beyond economical repair, yet still insisting the journey can continue. Analice was FIAT'd and attempted to drive the bar stool home. FIB'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to fire confident explanations in every direction. Makanalei got FIB'd and claimed the taxi rank was producing its own particles. FIBUA'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a crowded room from a built-up operational environment. Nirvan went FIBUA'd and cleared the hallway by apologising to each coat individually. FICE'd adj. Drunk enough to reverse the usual direction of the journey, repeatedly and with visible concentration. Carisha got FICE'd and walked away from home before correcting towards the station. FICINT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into predicting plausible futures from evidence supplied entirely by imagination. Torianna was FICINT'd and forecast the pub's takeover by a chain before ordering chips.