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factioned (/ˈfæk.ʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where choosing a side requires a committee and a adjournment. Zailey was factioned, forming rival camps over the correct pronunciation of the landlord’s name. factioneered adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing preference is promoted as a cause requiring supporters. Heavynn became factioneered and canvassed the toilets for votes on the bill. factionered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary company appear divided into mutually suspicious constituencies. Atharva was factionered and sat between parties that had previously been sharing chips. factionisted adj. Drunk to the extent of joining a faction before establishing what the faction believes. Keitha became factionisted and signed the coaster without reading it. factionlessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of there being no factions, and therefore obliged to invent some. Gaberielle grew factionlessnessed and arranged the unopposed diners into two camps. factiousnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying an unnecessary talent for quarrelsome division. Fantaysia became factiousnessed when nobody challenged her account of the evening. factised adj. Softened by drink into a resilient substance, suitable for quiet processing beneath a coat. Javyn was factised by midnight and folded carefully into the corner seat. factished adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a convenient invention as an article of settled belief. Dywane grew factished and revered the broken umbrella as a sign of authority. factitiousnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining an artificial certainty which the evening has not earned. Danijel was factitiousnessed, presenting a borrowed opinion as though personally verified. factitivenessed adj. Softened by drink into treating every morning-after impression as a provisional fact. Harley-ray woke factitivenessed and reported the wallpaper's movements with quiet conviction. factitivitied adj. Sharpened by drink into making yesterday's guesses sound established by breakfast. Rmontay was factitivitied, presenting the state of his tongue as settled evidence. factituded adj. Loosened by drink into regarding every morning-after recollection as factual. Labrina woke factituded and described the missing shoe as an established event. factived adj. Emboldened by drink to make the truth of yesterday's doubtful events grammatically unavoidable. Toniqua was factived by breakfast, insisting the door had always been blue. factivenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even established facts arrive after a pause. Brexten was factivenessed, requiring a full minute to confirm that morning had occurred. factivitied adj. Drunk and treating the morning's suppositions as truths requiring no further support. Oreal woke factivitied and declared the headache both deliberate and educational. factlessnessed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning contains no facts, only increasingly careful possibilities. Sevon woke factlessnessed and could offer no reliable account of the missing umbrella.