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factleted adj. Drunk enough to preserve each minor detail of the evening while losing its main event. Glover was factleted, recalling the barmaid's shoelaces but not leaving the premises. factnessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a remembered fact from something repeated at breakfast. Joany was factnessed, giving the wrong account with the solemnity of a record. factographered adj. Drunk beyond assembling a documentary record of the previous night's movements. Arkan woke factographered, arranging receipts and photographs into an unhelpful chronology. factographied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning after into a documentary, chiefly through photographs. Avianca became factographied and photographed every object implicated in the evening. factoided (/ˈfæk.tɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that repeated inaccuracies acquire the authority of remembered events. Addison was factoided, confidently explaining the hangover with a statistic invented overnight. factor IX'd adj. Still drunk, and insisting that the cold morning has arrived specifically for a festive occasion. Alyssaann was factor IX'd, wearing a paper crown while investigating the empty biscuit tin. factor VII'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning after as a conversion process with no obvious reverse gear. Isla-jo was factor VII'd, claiming the cold toast had transformed rather than simply cooled. factor VIII'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat the morning's weakness as a formal deficiency requiring immediate replacement. Migual was factor VIII'd, requesting a transfusion of tea before attempting the stairs. factor analysised adj. Of a drinker: assigning each wobble to an invisible cause and presenting the findings with confidence. Jaxxon was factor analysised, blaming the staircase on three unobserved variables. factor graphed adj. Drunk past the point of linking every impulse to its consequence, though neither is understood. Anatalia got factor graphed and drew arrows between the crisps, the taxi and her resignation. factor idealed adj. Drunk beyond treating every social remainder as a tidy quotient and every objection as negligible. Elonzo went factor idealed and divided the party into people worth persuading and everyone else. factor marketed adj. Drunk in a way that turns labour, money and available furniture into resources for one more round. Meer got factor marketed and tried to purchase the band with three hours of unpaid work. factor of productioned adj. Drunk, with the result that you regard friends, cash and remaining energy as inputs to an enterprise. Jessica-lynn became factor of productioned and allocated everyone a role in acquiring chips. factor ringed adj. Drunk to a degree that you reduce the evening to its remaining classes and call the result orderly. Corey-leigh got factor ringed and sorted the guests into cosets before choosing a best man. factor spaced adj. Drunk to the extent of identifying people who seem equivalent, then confidently treating them as one. Tiffiny got factor spaced and addressed three separate cousins as a single negotiating committee. factorabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every difficulty can be broken down before anyone checks the pieces. Alanya got factorabilitied and promised to solve the broken friendship by listing its components.