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factoraged adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently charging commission for arranging introductions nobody requested. Lalo got factoraged and billed the newly acquainted strangers for his matchmaking services. factored (/ˈfæk.təd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every morning-after task seem assigned by an absent employer. Clytee was factored, completing nobody's errands with considerable professional seriousness. factoressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and acting as the pub's representative without being appointed. Ivy-jade got factoressed and negotiated the table's complaint with impressive, unofficial authority. factorial experimented adj. Still drunk, and testing every combination of people, music and snacks before declaring the results conclusive. Lisset got factorial experimented and paired every guest with every available chair. factorial primed adj. Still drunk, and convinced the next thought is exceptional purely because a great number of others preceded it. Corenia was factorial primed and announced her conclusion as though the volume of reasoning had made it inevitable. factorial tabled adj. Sufficiently drunk to tabulate two independent categories while ignoring the dependent variable of public embarrassment. Mehgan got factorial tabled and scored each friend by punctuality against willingness to share chips. factorialed (/fækˈtɔːɹi.əld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and multiplying each small decision until an exclamation mark seems appropriate. Asahel got factorialed and turned choosing a kebab into a sequence of increasingly binding commitments. factorialitied adj. Having drunk enough to regard every choice as cleanly divisible and the result as mathematically inevitable. Stillborn got factorialitied and explained his midnight tattoo as the product of several obvious factors. factorializationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to convert a complicated evening into a list of factors, none especially flattering. Verton got factorializationed and itemised the quarrel, the karaoke and the missing shoe. factoried (/ˈfæk.tə.ɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen task that has somehow acquired official status. Emrys declared the washing-up an official undertaking, thoroughly factoried by midnight. factoringed adj. You have drunk enough to sell tomorrow's receipts at a discount for tonight's certainty. Kyelan got factoringed and exchanged next week's wages for immediate confidence at the bar. factorioned adj. You are drunk and certain that the digits of the evening add up to a meaningful decision. Wyn got factorioned and used the tab's numbers to justify flying abroad before breakfast. factorisationed adj. Describing a drinker who turns each consequence into a list of causes, with misplaced confidence in the ordering. Aashka got factorisationed and listed the factors behind volunteering for the midnight clean-up. factoristed adj. Of a drinker: analysing every motive into hidden factors, then trusting the conclusion completely. Naason got factoristed and diagnosed the bouncer's refusal as an unobserved personality variable. factorizabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and separable into a sofa, a blanket, and one outstanding glass of water. Railey was factorizabilitied into cushions, slippers, and a glass beside the remote. factorizationed adj. A drinker who confidently produces factors for every decision, especially those that require no further analysis. Saniyha got factorizationed and explained the unplanned train journey through six persuasive factors.