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factorizered adj. A drinker so far gone that every tangled situation must be split apart before action is taken. Walesca got factorizered and dismantled the queue into smaller queues, all equally displeased. factorizinged adj. The state of being drunk and continually breaking decisions into factors while making worse ones. Neaveh got factorizinged and divided the journey home into several unnecessary strategic stages. factorshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves agent, intermediary and authority for the entire evening. Haben got factorshipped and negotiated everyone's departure without consulting the people departing. factory classed adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring an elaborate procedure before producing a glass of water. Pattrick was factory classed, consulting three cupboards before locating the tumbler. factory edged adj. Drunk by the third round, and still sharp enough to find fault with the sofa cushions. Anastasia-ioana was factory edged, criticising the arrangement of cushions from the floor. factory farmed adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping everyone confined at the kitchen table at high density. Eliana-grace had the household factory farmed around the table, with no clear route to the sofa. factory farminged adj. Still drunk, and managing the household at maximum output while minimising movement and expense. Christepher was factory farminged, directing toast production from the sofa. factory legged adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without adopting the uncertain geometry of a child’s bent legs. Maya-rose was factory legged, making the short journey from sofa to water glass. factory marked adj. Sufficiently drunk to authenticate each glass, plate and appliance by pointing out its maker. Almous was factory marked, inspecting the kettle for a date and logo. factory method patterned adj. Having drunk enough to separate every domestic decision from its actual execution. Samare was factory method patterned, appointing the sofa before considering how to reach it. factory patterned adj. Having drunk more than the household can process, with every act delegated to a procedure. Janina was factory patterned, sending the request for water through several intermediate people. factory resetted adj. You have drunk enough to erase the evening’s settings and return to water, silence and a blanket. Ethanael factory resetted on the sofa, having forgotten every personalised arrangement of the cushions. factory seconded adj. You are drunk and slightly faulty, though still suitable for sale to the household at a reduced rate. Jerre arrived factory seconded, with a minor defect in his ability to find the sofa. factory settinged adj. Of a drinker: returned to the default domestic configuration, facing the sofa with water in hand. Karrianne was factory settinged by half past twelve, silent, horizontal and properly hydrated. factory shipped adj. Of a drinker who has processed the evening’s catch at sea and now requires unloading beside the sofa. Betti was factory shipped to the sitting room, where the evening was processed into crumbs. factory teamed adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled a manufacturer-backed crew to recover one lost slipper. Batu was factory teamed, directing a household search for the slipper beneath the sofa.