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factoryscaped adj. A drinker who has turned the domestic landscape into a view dominated by appliances and empty glasses. Baisley was factoryscaped, surveying the kitchen skyline from the sofa. factoryworkered adj. A drinker so far gone that routine household labour continues, slowly, around the person. Merette was factoryworkered, loading the dishwasher one item and one pause at a time. factotumed (/fækˈtəʊ.təmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and responsible for every household matter, none of which is completed. Maurio was factotumed, simultaneously in charge of the kettle, sofa and missing remote. factoured adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an archaic functionary of the morning after. Cephas was factoured, conducting the breakfast business in obsolete official language. factressed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed herself the household’s representative, especially from the sofa. Ryn was factressed, issuing domestic instructions without leaving the cushions. factrixed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become the household’s agent while remaining unable to rise. Aiya was factrixed, negotiating the delivery of a blanket from the sofa. facts on the grounded adj. Describing a drinker who has descended from abstraction to the sofa, the spill and the nearby glass. Mcclane was facts on the grounded, cataloguing the carpet before attempting the stairs. factsheeted adj. Softened by drink into a brief, readable summary of the evening, with several omissions. Welty came factsheeted, offering the bouncer a concise account of the missing jacket. factual relativismed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the kitchen’s facts as dependent on the hour and the current theory of events. Gerardina was factual relativismed, revising the history of the spilled water by the minute. factualed (/ˈfæk.tj(ʊ)əld/) adj. Softened by drink into documentary certainty about who moved the glass of water. Carnelia was factualed, recounting the tumbler’s journey with archival seriousness. factualismed adj. Loosened by drink into testing every household claim, provided the test can be conducted from the sofa. Branko was factualismed, demanding evidence that the kettle had actually boiled. factualisted adj. A drinker who insists on evidence while quietly inventing the evidence required for another biscuit. Elestine became factualisted and requested proof that the biscuit tin was genuinely empty. factualitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, blanket and glass have acquired the force of documented reality. Annicia was factualitied, treating the blanket's location as an established matter of record. factualizationed adj. Having drunk enough to add corrections to every account of the evening, including the barmaid’s. Lakena got factualizationed and corrected the chalkboard’s prices from memory. factualnessed adj. Having drunk more than factuality can bear, and treating hearsay as settled fact. Abbra was factualnessed, insisting the landlord had personally invented Tuesday. factumed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every spilled pint as your own act and deed. Jerikah stood beside the broken glass, factumed and accepting responsibility for the furniture as well.