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facturded (/ˈfæk.tɜː(ɹ)dd/) adj. You are drunk and offering a dubious factoid to anyone still within earshot. Katherinne got facturded and explained that crisps were legally a vegetable. factured (/ˈfæk.tʃəd/) adj. Of a drinker: making each explanation into an elaborate production, with the point arriving last. Jamillette was factured, giving the landlord a three-act account of the missing umbrella.
faculaed (/ˈfækjʊləd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become one bright, conspicuous patch amid the pub’s general darkness. Ava-ann stood faculaed beneath the fruit machine, shining with misplaced confidence. facultativenessed adj. Describing a drinker who treats every further round as optional in theory and compulsory in practice. Desia got facultativenessed, declaring each drink elective before ordering it herself. facultativitied adj. A drinker who regards every plan as non-essential until the moment it is abandoned. Halil became facultativitied and made attendance at supper entirely a matter of principle. facultied (/ˈfæk.əl.tid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar staff are treated as an academic department. Brioney got facultied and held office hours beside the pumps. facunditied adj. The state of being drunk and eloquent long after the audience has gone for chips. Arbutis became facunditied and delivered a polished account of the changing-room queue. fad dieted (/fæd ˈdaɪətd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who restricts himself to lager, crisps and whatever appears on the bar towel. Bertelle went fad dieted and called the limited supper a sustainable regime. fadaed (/ˈfɑːdəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a long vowel, drawn out across the whole order. Premiere got fadaed and took twelve seconds to request a bitter. fadaised adj. Softened by drink into a vapid remark which nevertheless requires a response. Mayree became fadaised and observed that the carpet had always been beneath them. fadded (/fædd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who adopts a new conviction for the duration of one round. Philopater got fadded and briefly believed everyone should wear waistcoats. fadderied adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of short-lived pub convictions. Araly got fadderied and adopted a new rule about never trusting bar snacks. faddinessed adj. Loosened by drink into sudden enthusiasm for each passing suggestion at the bar. Temera became faddinessed and bought the round a different mixer apiece. faddishnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce each passing preference as the future of pub life. Berkly got faddishnessed and declared pickled onions the next great bar snack. faddismed adj. Slowed by drink to adopt a fashion only after it has become yesterday’s news. Kenzie-j got faddismed and discovered the whisky sour several seasons too late.
faddisted adj. Drunk and following each new pub fashion until the next song changes. Jashona got faddisted and switched drinks whenever someone praised a different one.
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