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fadged (/fæd͡ʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a flat, fried stillness, with the dignity of supper remaining intact. Cheryse became fadged beside the griddle and accepted another portion without moving. fadgered adj. Drunk and framing the window, though no glazing, measuring, or useful purpose is involved. Tierza stood fadgered in the doorway, enclosing the room without improving it. fadied (/ˈfædid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and observing a private system of prohibitions concerning the final biscuit. Darleene went fadied and forbade anyone to touch the last biscuit. fading timed adj. Drunk enough to require a measurable interval before noticing that the room has gone home. Jefren was fading timed, taking several minutes to register the empty pub. fadinged (/ˈfeɪdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each intention diminishes gently before reaching the point of action. Tahja went fadinged while fetching her coat and returned with a teaspoon. fadingnessed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining fully present, but not past the point of holding a crisp. Tycie was fadingnessed, listening gravely while a crisp dissolved in his hand. fadistaed adj. Drunk beyond the point of singing about sorrow, but still capable of producing one sustained note. Keekee went fadistaed and gave the coat rack a mournful solo. fadmongered adj. Drunk in a way that persuades the room to adopt a passing enthusiasm for novelty mugs. Deshaya became fadmongered and declared novelty mugs the future of domestic life. fadmongeringed adj. Drunk, with the result that every temporary fashion acquires the force of public policy. Tysie was fadmongeringed and proposed matching hats for the entire committee. fadoed (/ˈfɑːdoʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a melancholy song into a detailed complaint about the bill. Keiri went fadoed and sang mournfully about the price of olives. fadolmidined adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring less pain relief than assistance with the front door. Lyli went fadolmidined and treated the doorstep as a demanding clinical procedure. fadometered adj. Drunk on the strength of a test that determines precisely how much sunlight the morning can tolerate. Delephine was fadometered and tested the curtains against the advancing daylight. fadoodled adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking such nonsense that it acquires the status of folklore. Emma-maria went fadoodled and explained the licensing laws to a coat. fadrozoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting the production of anything more ambitious than toast. Hayes became fadrozoled and declined every plan more complex than buttering bread. faecal mattered adj. Too drunk to identify which parts of the evening are worth discussing and which should be quietly composted. Diako was faecal mattered by the time the kitchen light came on, retelling the worst parts with confidence. faecal transplanted adj. Drunk and confidently transferring the worst of one conversation into another. Juanisha got faecal transplanted and carried the bar's argument into the taxi.