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faecalithed adj. Loosened by drink into releasing a long-held domestic complaint beside the sink. Tess became faecalithed and finally discussed the saucepan nobody had washed. faecalitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a firm proposal from material best left unexamined. Tyianna got faecalitied and proposed a bathroom inspection for the whole committee. faecalomaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a temporary opinion harden into an immovable policy. Wesley got faecalomaed and refused to move the table after changing his mind. faecaluriaed adj. Drunk to a degree that puts the wrong contents in every available vessel. Efthimios got faecaluriaed and poured lager into the coat-check bucket. faecolithed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce, at length, what has calcified in the household routine. Toriann got faecolithed and delivered a speech about the glass left on the floor. faeculenced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen floor from a suitable place for quiet reflection. Lavonya was faeculenced beside the fridge, considering the tiles with grave patience. faed (/fɑd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently placing yourself one note beyond your abilities. Kalana went faed and sang the fourth note as though the entire pub had requested it. faedered adj. Sharpened by drink into impersonating someone else, while the actual companions are left to explain the arrangement. Killion spent the evening borrowing Eustice’s opinions, having become faedered beside the buffet. faelinged adj. Loosened by drink into small, ungovernable mischief, requiring the table to be searched afterwards. Vinni became faelinged and hid J'quan’s keys beneath the complimentary napkins. faenaed (/fɑˈeɪ.nəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to perform repeated flourishes before accepting that the audience has gone home. Nickalus grew faenaed, making six grand passes at Dakwan’s coat before sitting down. faerie godmothered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired benevolent magical powers, particularly where someone else's last round is concerned. Thaddeous went faerie godmothered and paid for Anis's taxi without being asked. faerie taled adj. Loosened by drink into converting a missed bus into an account of supernatural intervention. Siavash grew faerie taled and blamed the late bus on a quarrel among woodland spirits. faeriecored adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for an enchanted woodland despite having only the cloakroom curtain. Yul became faeriecored and wore the cloakroom curtain over one shoulder for the taxi. faeried adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding the glass of water faintly enchanted. Robroy got faeried and left a tumbler beside the sofa for the morning's magical recovery. faeriedomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and ruling the realm of the smoking shelter without opposition. Colinda became faeriedomed and issued decrees from the smoking shelter to passing smokers. faeriekinded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a whole enchanted population, while everyone else waits for one answer. Ladislav became faeriekinded and took ten minutes to answer Keiveon’s perfectly simple question.