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fagotered adj. The drunkenness of one who gathers fuelwood with more purpose than success. Hasan was fagotered and returned from the garden with a single damp stick. fagotinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and picking at conversations until the loose threads gather in bunches. Trinite spent ten minutes unpicking Liam’s account of the evening, thoroughly fagotinged. fagottinoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and descending the stairs in a thin, wavering register. Jalend went fagottinoed down the staircase, producing a note for every handrail. fagottisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and providing a low, laborious accompaniment to every attempt at walking. Emanuela became fagottisted and gave the staircase a sustained bass accompaniment. fagottoed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to make a large, breathy instrument of the staircase. Violet arrived fagottoed, breathing heavily and leaning into every banister. fahamed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cup of tea from the plant that once replaced it. Dianne was fahamed enough to pour hot water over the nearest leafy decoration. fahed adj. Sharpened by drink into a fourth-note insistence, especially whenever the body fails to meet the next step. Lolani was fahed, singing the fourth note whenever her foot missed the stair. faheyited adj. Sufficiently drunk to crystallise in several directions while remaining difficult to move. Banesa stood faheyited at the foot of the stairs, angular and unwilling to rotate. fahlbanded adj. Having drunk enough to form a narrow, mineral-rich seam along the wall and resist all attempts at extraction. Areon was fahlbanded along the staircase, occupying one dark strip of wall. fahleited adj. Having drunk more than the evening could structurally support, and now leaning in several unequal directions. Esme-leigh grew fahleited halfway upstairs, listing towards every available support. fahlerzed adj. You have drunk enough to become a dark seam in the room, rich in questionable deposits. Vinny stood fahlerzed beside the stairs, gathering coins, receipts, and unsolicited advice. fahlored adj. You are drunk and carrying a coppery, antimonial confidence into every collision. Jalyce went fahlored into the coat stand and blamed its poor placement. fahlunited adj. Of a drinker: hydrated, softened, and no longer certain where the body ends. Jerniya became fahlunited on the sofa, spreading gently into the cushions. fahrvergnuegened adj. Drunk to a degree that renders a short walk home a satisfactory motoring experience. Trenadi was fahrvergnuegened and congratulated the car park on its smooth acceleration. faienced (/ˈfaɪ.ənsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has glazed every movement with confidence and made the landing decorative. Yalanda came faienced down the stairs, brightly composed until the final turn. faieried adj. Still drunk, and treating the shadow behind the curtains as a reasonable enchantment. Aniela remained faieried on the sofa, watching the curtain move whenever the radiator came on.