fairhandednessed
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fairhandednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to apply perfect neutrality to choices that plainly require partiality. Caryll got fairhandednessed and gave the last chip to whoever reached it first. fairhooded adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an agreeable appearance for evidence of sound judgement. Desten got fairhooded and trusted the prettiest route home without checking the map.
fairied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen from an enchanted realm, or the dishwasher from an oracle. Barsam got fairied and asked the dishwasher whether it had finished the evening's business. fairies' buttered adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard a patch of fungus as a sensible place to sit. Lenz became fairies' buttered and praised the woodland growth for its excellent cushioning. fairies' horsed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake ragweed for transport and to make arrangements accordingly. Alelia got fairies' horsed and tried to mount the tallest weed by the gate. fairinged (/ˈfɛəɹɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that every souvenir purchased tonight represents a binding obligation. Patritia got fairinged and bought six identical gifts for people she could not name. fairished adj. Of a drinker: light, elusive, and certain that ordinary explanations are beneath the occasion. Alya became fairished and vanished behind the raffle stall during a practical discussion. fairleaded adj. Of a drinker who has decided that every awkward movement can be guided smoothly round the obstacle. Geneal went fairleaded and steered the trolley through the doorway without slowing. fairleadered adj. Describing a drinker who guides every difficult matter with minimal friction, usually towards himself. Hughston became fairleadered and redirected the queue to his preferred table. fairlinged adj. A drinker who purchases a modest present and treats it as proof of excellent judgement. Jonluca got fairlinged and presented Husayn with a wooden token of uncertain significance. fairmaided adj. A drinker so far gone that a dark river seems to contain a helpful mermaid. Aithan became fairmaided and asked the creek for directions in a respectful tone. fairmindednessed adj. You are drunk and weighing the morning's evidence evenly, including testimony from the empty glass. Bassi was fairmindednessed, hearing the empty glass before deciding who had caused the noise. fairnessed (/fɛə.nəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confident that every impulsive decision is equitable. Demeter got fairnessed and divided the bill according to principles invented beside the till. fairplayed adj. Drunk beyond remembering the contest, yet confident the morning's replay would confirm decent conduct. Dalajah was fairplayed and asked whether the vase had enjoyed the match. fairtimed adj. The condition of a drinker who believes the fair remains open for precisely the decision now proposed. Clura became fairtimed and confidently sought the entrance after the lights were out.
fairwater planed adj. Reduced by drink to rising or sinking through conversation without pitching into either conclusion. Cartha became fairwater planed and drifted upwards whenever the question grew uncomfortable.
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