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FIRE'd adj. Drunk, with the result that you retire early from the evening and seek financial independence from the bar. Joseantonio got FIRE'd and announced retirement immediately after the second-to-last round. FIRO'd adj. Loosened by drink into accepting a random order of service, provided it favours you. Juanye was FIRO'd and argued that the queue's disorder proved the system was working. FIS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsolicited guidance seem necessary to every person sharing the room. Marivell got FIS'd and provided Ethni with a running commentary on the safest route home. FISH'd adj. Drunk and identifying one particular sequence in every conversation, whether present or not. Demorea was FISH'd, spotting a recurring pattern in the landlord's remarks about umbrellas. FISINT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who receives faint internal signals from the machinery of the morning after. Isatou was FISINT'd, interpreting each stomach rumble as classified intelligence. FIT'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a tariff from a compliment. Armelda was FIT'd and called the landlord an attractive financial arrangement. FIU'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every private purchase as financial intelligence of national importance. Sarvia was FIU'd and investigated the bar tab as though it concealed an international operation. FIV'd adj. Drunk enough to regard every passing ailment as a long-term companion. Nana got FIV'd and gave the barmaid a detailed account of every cough. FIW'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where family interference with work seems a contradiction rather than a policy. Kolson got FIW'd and asked his sister to approve the office memo. FIX'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and still unable to repair the evening's small departures from order. Aimon was FIX'd, staring at the detached toaster lever as though sober engineering might return. FIZ'd adj. A drinker who has turned the pub into a free zone, where normal tariffs and boundaries no longer apply. Jaydhen got FIZ'd and negotiated duty-free access to the bowl of pork scratchings. FJ'd adj. Drunk enough to provide foot-based assistance of an intimate kind, without much planning. Djan was FJ'd and offered an impractical service before anyone had asked. FK modelled adj. Drunk to the extent of advancing in a chain, each step influenced by the last and constrained by the surroundings. Kaleigh became FK modelled on the staircase, moving only after the previous foot had settled. FK'd adj. Softened by drink into a linked record, with the morning's scattered facts pointing back to one table. Yasirah was FK'd, every receipt and missing shoe linking her to the same inexplicable evening. FL'd adj. Loosened by drink into a language no one nearby speaks, including the speaker by breakfast. Kitzie woke FL'd and addressed the toaster in an elegant but unrecognised tongue. FLC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached full carrying capacity and is still accepting parcels. Shylene was FLC'd, carrying three coats and refusing a fourth only temporarily.