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fairwatered adj. The drunkenness of one who believes every social manoeuvre can be streamlined by confidence alone. Anwar got fairwatered and entered the conversation at an angle nobody could accommodate. fairwayed (/ˈfɛəweɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking the straightest route from the kitchen to the sofa. Vivaan, thoroughly fairwayed, carried his water glass across the carpet as though approaching a green. fairweather friended adj. Slowed by drink to regard convenient companions as permanent allies, particularly near the exit. Basma was fairweather friended and trusted the nearest acquaintance to manage the stairs. fairy balleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to cross the sitting room with elaborate gestures and no evident plot. Xyion became fairy balleted between the kitchen and sofa, accompanied by an unnecessary arabesque. fairy bluebirded adj. Having drunk enough to perch on the sofa back and sing softly towards the kitchen. Kyneisha sat fairy bluebirded above the sofa, chirping instructions to the kettle. fairy breaded adj. Having drunk more than the evening planned, and now standing at the kitchen counter eating something bright and soft directly off the board. Alketa came home fairy breaded and assembled a supper that made perfect sense at the time. fairy buttered adj. You are drunk and spreading confectionery seriousness over everything within reach. Chloa got fairy buttered and applied orange-flower-water logic to the kitchen cupboards. fairy caked adj. Of a drinker: compact, sweet-natured, and liable to be found beneath a paper blanket on the sofa. Erving was fairy caked by eleven, asleep beneath a tea towel on the sitting-room sofa. fairy castle cactused adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several small defensive turrets and will not leave the sofa. Jerrimy was fairy castle cactused in the corner, bristling quietly beside his glass of water. fairy chessed (/ˈfɛːrɪˌtʃɛsd/) adj. A drinker who has introduced unusual rules to an ordinary journey for water. Evajean was fairy chessed, declaring that reaching the kitchen required sacrificing a slipper. fairy chimneyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa cushions have become a rocky monument beneath him. Zantasia was fairy chimneyed among the cushions, rising in a narrow, unsteady silhouette. fairy chipped adj. The state of being drunk and requesting potato scallops as though they were prescribed domestic medicine. Tybrea became fairy chipped and searched the freezer for a therapeutic potato scallop. fairy circled adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a neat ring of cushions, glasses, and unanswered household questions. Dacio was fairy circled on the sofa, with three water glasses arranged around him. fairy claped adj. The drunkenness of one who applauds with fingertips, sparing both palms and the sleeping household. Saidey was fairy claped on the sofa, tapping out approval whenever the kettle clicked. fairy cycled adj. Reduced by drink to pedalling an imaginary little bicycle between the sofa and the kitchen. Cambriah became fairy cycled, steering carefully round the coffee table on invisible wheels. fairy darted adj. Softened by drink into something small, sharp, and liable to land beneath the furniture. Keymar got fairy darted and spent ten minutes looking for his water under the sofa.