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fairy storied adj. Softened by drink into believing the queue for the lavatory contains a moral. Caleel became fairy storied and supplied the queue with an ending involving a kindly queen. fairy swordsed adj. Sharpened by drink into making every remark a small, fern-like cutting instrument. Kyrstyn became fairy swordsed and divided the conversation with one precise observation. fairy taled adj. Emboldened by drink to promise a happy ending to a conversation about parking. Tyrina became fairy taled and assured the traffic warden that kindness would prevail. fairy terned adj. Drunk and circling the table repeatedly, as though the conversation were a small Pacific island. Rondella became fairy terned and made several elegant circuits before locating her chair. fairy thorned adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at assistance acquires a glossy, defensive edge. Maliyani became fairy thorned when offered a coat and defended her dignity against the sleeve. fairy wrenned adj. Drunk enough to conduct a small, restless search through every pocket for the same phone. Khayan became fairy wrenned and inspected each pocket with increasing ornithological urgency. fairy-beadsed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening in one piece, each minute separating neatly from the next. Roan became fairy-beadsed and remembered the evening as a string of disconnected arrivals. fairy-bluebirded adj. Having drunk more than the household can accommodate, and settling somewhere high above the cushions. Demico was fairy-bluebirded on the sofa back, guarding his water glass from imaginary predators. fairy-landed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pavement as a terrestrial surface. Ladeidra became fairy-landed and asked Dimetrius whether the kerb led into the other country. fairy-ring champignonned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a modest edible morsel as a woodland delicacy worthy of formal appreciation. Suehay was fairy-ring champignonned, studying the mushroom garnish before requesting its provenance. fairy-tale endinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns reaching the kebab shop into a resolution of profound moral significance. Sherome became fairy-tale endinged and treated the final kebab as the conclusion of an epic. fairy-taled adj. Drunk beyond admitting that the dragon guarding the kitchen is merely a coat rack. Harsheen became fairy-taled and negotiated courteously with the coat rack by the kitchen. fairy-wrenned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces brisk hopping between conversations, none of which is completed. Hifsa became fairy-wrenned and visited four conversations without finishing a single sentence. fairybellsed adj. Drunk to the extent of separating the evening into small, decorative segments and losing several. Frumie became fairybellsed and counted the crisps as though cataloguing floral specimens. fairybooked adj. Drunk on the strength of an account of the evening that contains several improbable chapters. Marlynne became fairybooked and gave the taxi driver a complete history of the pub. fairycaked adj. Of a drinker who has become small, soft, and unexpectedly invested in the cake tin. Mirle was fairycaked, sitting beside the cake tin and protecting the final portion from everyone.