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fairycored adj. Drunk by the third round, and accessorising the evening with leaves, ribbons, and misplaced conviction. Danniele became fairycored and decorated her handbag with foliage from the beer garden. fairydomed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the realm of fairies from the pub's plainly inadequate carpet. Lyliah became fairydomed and searched the carpet for residents of the hidden realm. fairyflied adj. Sufficiently drunk to hover over a single abandoned chip, making a minute nuisance of oneself. Makiyla became fairyflied and spent ten minutes circling the last chip. fairyflossed adj. Slowed by drink to unspool one delicate thought between each sip of water. Briellah was fairyflossed on the sofa, taking several minutes to reach the end of one sentence. fairyfolked adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the quietest corner of the snug for a forest full of small, magical folk. Kledi was fairyfolked, whispering invitations to the coat stand by closing time. fairyhooded adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that the pub has entered a supernatural phase and everyone must adapt. Amillya became fairyhooded and appointed Braydi keeper of the imaginary lantern. fairyismed adj. Slowed by drink to explain every unexplained noise as evidence requiring a séance. Khamar grew fairyismed and kept the whole table silent for woodland activity. fairykinded adj. Drunk and treating the entire gathering as a single, delicate supernatural community. Alexianne became fairykinded and asked everyone to speak gently to the furniture. fairylanded adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the people nearby belong to the same ordinary world. Dilem went fairylanded and offered Gannicus directions to a castle that was a corner shop. fairylored adj. Drunk in a way that makes every companion an authority on invisible inhabitants. Saford became fairylored and demanded Jerold settle a dispute about woodland etiquette. fairynessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the company must accommodate an increasingly delicate imaginary atmosphere. Levarr grew fairynessed and asked Laterrell to stop frightening the curtains. fairyologied adj. Drunk to the extent of making the evening a public lecture on supernatural fieldwork. Elizabetha got fairyologied and held forth to Jhonny beside the abandoned coat stand. fairyologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns casual conversation into a specialist account of invisible beings. Nijae became fairyologisted and gave Naela a taxonomy of residents beneath the table. fairyshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of which you confer ceremonial titles on people who have not requested them. Treyvin became fairyshipped and appointed Akeyra guardian of the communal crisps. fairytale endinged adj. Drunk, with the result that finding the lost coat is accepted as a happy conclusion. Taylan became fairytale endinged when the missing coat appeared beneath the table. fairytaled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a minor inconvenience acquires three enchanted witnesses. Joylynn grew fairytaled and took several minutes to explain the curse on her handbag.