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fairywrened adj. Drunk to the point where you make small, bright movements and repeatedly lose the thread of flight. Peggyanne became fairywrened, darting between conversations with a cheerful, unfinished purpose. fait accomplied (/ˌfeɪt.əˈkɔm.plid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting each rash decision as settled history. Kelvonte became fait accomplied and informed Reno that the taxi had already been democratically chosen. faith healered adj. Sufficiently drunk to attempt restoring the company through solemn encouragement and an offered hand. Faezah became faith healered and tried to cure Nakieya's disappointment with a reassuring palm. faith healinged adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can bear before you begin curing ailments by confidence alone. Jamayne became faith healinged and offered Basmah spiritual treatment for a cold room. faith suppered adj. You have drunk enough to turn the remaining snacks into a communal ceremony requiring everyone’s attendance. Creedon became faith suppered and invited Sheraton to bless the shared crisps. faith-cured adj. You are drunk and confidently treating every social complaint as something positive expectation will resolve. Ranae became faith-cured and assured Vallene that the cancelled taxi would return improved. faith-healered adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose every social difficulty as something that can be resolved by reassurance. Laquaysha grew faith-healered and prescribed Kamarri a firm hug for missing the last train. faith-lifted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired such confidence that companions must carry the consequences upwards. Gegory became faith-lifted and persuaded Taycie to join an ill-advised midnight expedition. faithbreached adj. Describing a drinker who has treated a confidence as communal property before the evening is over. Baldomero became faithbreached and repeated Glenard's private news across the entire table. faithbreakered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every promise provisional and every handshake negotiable. Haseeba was faithbreakered and offered to revise the arrangement over another drink. faithcured adj. Of a drinker: convinced that confidence alone will repair the evening for everyone present. Kalahikiola was faithcured and promised Sangeeta that the locked venue would soon become welcoming. faithectomied adj. Drunk, with the result that confidence in anything has been neatly removed. Naszir was faithectomied and asked whether the bar itself was reliable. faithed (/feɪθd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing confidence in whichever companion is nearest the door. Ashlyn grew faithed and entrusted Lusana with the keys, the phone, and the remaining dignity. faitheismed adj. Drunk to a degree that dismisses belief while defending it from criticism. Kiriakos became faitheismed and objected to an unkind remark about anyone's convictions. faitheisted adj. Drunk to the extent of rejecting belief, provided nobody says so too sharply. Brandun was faitheisted and challenged the pub's atheism policy. faithful functored adj. Drunk since last orders, and mapping each conversational move without losing one. Julieth was faithful functored, preserving every distinction between the bar's several arguments.