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fake booked adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled enough prompts to perform songs not yet learned. Cor was fake booked and selected music by pointing at titles from a distance. fake fanned adj. You have drunk enough to applaud the atmosphere while remaining entirely indifferent to what caused it. Gennifer became fake fanned and cheered the crowd without recognising the band. fake newsed adj. Softened by drink into reporting plausible events that have not occurred. Tahshawn was fake newsed and announced the pub had acquired a second staircase. fake-baked adj. Drunk by closing time, and swaying beneath artificial sunlight as though the walls were moving. Belon left the salon fake-baked, attempting the stairs with the caution of a sailor. fake-fanned adj. You are drunk and socialising enthusiastically with enthusiasts whose interests you cannot name. Talmon got fake-fanned and agreed with every supporter before finding the stairs. fakeawayed (/ˈfeɪkəweɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and coordinating a homemade takeaway with the solemnity of a restaurant kitchen. Jraya arrived fakeawayed, carrying chips upstairs one careful step at a time. fakebited adj. Too drunk to keep a beat, yet producing tinny electronic noises with misplaced confidence. Eurel got fakebited and tapped the stair rail as though programming an old computer. fakebooked adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of useful prompts, none of which guarantees performance. Reshell was fakebooked and turned the drinks list into a repertoire. fakecelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim romantic defeat while attempting to charm everyone within reach. Mikael became fakecelled and complained of rejection between enthusiastic introductions. fakeclaimered adj. Having drunk enough to challenge everyone else's account of the evening, including witnesses. Narada grew fakeclaimered and disputed Cheryllee's version of events on every stair. faked (/feɪ̯kd/) adj. The state of being drunk and not entirely genuine about how well one is managing. Coleton was faked and insisted the crooked picture was part of the décor. fakeered adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, and proceeding with ascetic solemnity towards the nearest chair. Evanjelina went fakeered and crossed the room as though each step required contemplation. fakefanned (/ˈfeɪkfænd/) adj. Of a drinker: socially attached to the enthusiasts, with no discernible interest in their subject. Brandarius was fakefanned, nodding beside the supporters while watching the exits. fakegasmed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the customary noise of excitement without the corresponding event. Yarik became fakegasmed when someone mentioned another round. fakehooded adj. Describing a drinker who has become ceremonially insincere, agreeing with each person in turn. Alivianna grew fakehooded and promised three incompatible plans before the stairs. fakeituded adj. A drinker who presents a polished version of events while plainly losing coordination. Truely was fakeituded, describing the stumble as a deliberate change of direction.