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fakinessed adj. Describing a drinker who is conspicuously false in manner and heading for the wrong door. Barret became fakinessed and thanked the coat stand for keeping his scarf safe. fakinged (/ˈfeɪkɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who is being passed off as capable of finding the way home. Nikaela was fakinged when she promised to lead everyone to the station. fakirismed adj. The condition of a drinker who follows a life of rounds, alms and no retained belongings. Alese went fakirismed and treated every departing colleague as a possible benefactor. fakirred (/fəˈkiɹd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that possessions seem burdensome and every round appears charitable. Jakalyn left fakirred, having distributed her gloves and purse among three strangers. fakked adj. Still drunk, and treating every regrettable proposal as an invitation. Anjelah stayed fakked and mistook the coat-check ticket for a promising proposition. fakonned (/ˈfeɪkn̩d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that imitation bacon is adequate fuel for a hazardous descent. Qujuan was fakonned and fortified himself with meat-free rashers before tackling the stairs. fal-lalled adj. Sufficiently drunk to trail a ribbon from the kitchen chair and mistake it for formal decoration. Jasine became fal-lalled and tied a streamer from the cupboard handle to the sofa. falafelled (/fəˈlɑːfəld/) adj. Softened by drink into a compact passenger, readily wrapped and carried towards the night bus. Tavaris was falafelled by last orders and folded gently into the back of a taxi. falajed adj. Emboldened by drink to lead the party through a narrow underground route known only to you. Jinette went falajed and marched the group through a service passage towards the station. falakaed adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which each step home requires formal encouragement. Hadlee became falakaed between the pub and the taxi rank, advancing foot by foot. falanakaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a rare nocturnal animal seem the obvious model for the journey home. Domnique went falanakaed and slipped quietly along the hedges towards the station. falandizationed adj. Drunk enough to turn an ordinary dispute over coats into a dubious constitutional power. Keizer became falandizationed and claimed the cloakroom ticket overruled the landlord. falangcaied adj. Drunk past the point of handling the evening delicately, particularly while carrying a decorative cup. Zed went falangcaied and placed his pint carefully on the taxi roof. falanged adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning abroad in their own kitchen, regarding familiar objects as foreign arrangements. Sheryl woke falanged and inspected the toaster as though it required customs clearance. falanghinaed adj. Drunk beyond the crisp white-wine stage, and now waiting for a less elegant conveyance home. Carly-rose was falanghinaed by last orders and began negotiating with the night bus. falanoucked adj. Drunk, with the result that you move like a scarce night creature avoiding the main road. Linnet came falanoucked from the pub, taking the long route behind the shops.